My mom: take a picture of Santa Claus!
Me: But you said not to take pictures of strangers
My mom: He's not a stranger it's Santa
Me: But Santa is dead and that is a stranger
My mom: So you're gonna let all the children hear that he isn't Santa?
Me: What if they can't hear me or don't believe me?
My mom: *yells at me with my full name*
Me: Fine! SANTA IS REAL! HE'S DEFINITELY HERE AND HE WANTS YOU ALL TO HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS! YEP HE'S SA- I can't do this-
