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bai

Bruh you left 8 hours ago that's not "A bit"

Your bac

Yep I came back today at 2:00
I left as a punishment not permanently

Okay good your bac

I will never delete as a punishment I WILK only do physical harm from now on

Do neither

N o p e

*soap noises*

How does a soap make noise

Soap have no emotions

ThAtS sOaPiSt

Bruh

Well seeing as my experience with most middle schoolers I know that's not very hard

I know this one eighth grader that was pretending to pole dance I got a video of it everyone was making it rain wood chips and then someone pantsed him while he was “pole dancing”

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

What is so funny?

Do you want to be bad like my dad

(I am dead and my dad is a very good person btw)

Nvm

why

All the kindergartners I "know" are extremely annoying

Well ima try and beat their level of annoying

Lmao

Wutttt

HoW dArE yOu SaY sOaP hAvE nO eMoTiOnS

why are you typing so wierd

Did you know that you wash your hands with soap that’s what my teacher said

(Kindergarten)

Oh my god I cant stop laughing this is hilarious

(Same I swear I was so annoying as a kindergartner)

That's going to be hard I "knew" one that would not leave me alone no matter how much I tried to get him to

All kindergartners are annoying

Not all I have a cousin in kindergarten and I swear she is more mature and has a larger vocabulary than an most 8th grade boys

I type like that when I'm being sarcastic or making a joke like that and you wash your hands with my kind *angery soap noises*

Soap can’t be angry my teacher said only people can be angry or show emotions

Also did you know that my teacher ate a tortilla for lunch she had 3 tortillas and the tortillas were covered in beans she said that tortillas are made of flour tortillas are yummy

(I am legit dying)

Gasp

What?

Holy shit I'm laughing so hard

My dad says that word a lot and my mom told me it’s a no no word and that if I say it I will be bad like my dad