Witch in a ditch! Lol

I was going to say Bitch in a ditch.

That works as well

Wench in a trench?? Cu#t in a culvert?? Hypocrite in a holler ??
Bitch in a ditch was my first answer :)
Nice work on the pic too.

Wench in a trench! 😆

Kinda looks like Vivian after things did not work out with Edward...(Pretty Woman)

That works for me. I couldn't think, culvert ditch? i don't know.
But Bitch in a Ditch sounds right.

Butt hurt in the dirt?

I coined the phrase first and got kicked off, I’m back.