FINALLY... THE COMPLETE 2020 DISASTER CALENDAR... JANURARY: IRAN VS USA; FEBURARY: 652 NATURAL DISASTERS; MARCH: COVID-19 DECLARED A PANDEMIC; APRIL: SYRIAN PRISION RIOTS; MAY: MURDER OF GEORGE FLOYD; JUNE: LOCUST SWARMS; JULY: SUSPECTED CASES OF THE BLACK DEATH; AUGUST: APPLE FIRES; SEPTEMBER: 7% GDP DECLINE; OCTOBER: HALLOWEEN TRICK-OR-TREATERS DECLINE DUE TO COVID-19; *SAD PUMPKIN NOISES*; NOVEMBER: COVID CASES RISE; AND FINALLY... DECEMBER: CHRISTMAS CANCELLED; *SAD SANTA NOISES*
