*PItch stares down at Fakie with a sly grin*

Fakie: shit-

Pitch: How ya doin Hun.

Fakie: trying to take over Melonren

Pitch: Sounds fun.

Fakie: I have been murdered multiple times yesterday

Pitch: And I could murder you... in bed~ *he winks*

Fakie: no

Pitch: Too bad~

Hex: *takes off his hoodie*

Blaze: who tf posted this

Fakie: (• ◡•)

Hex: *also takes off his shirt*

Blaze: *just staring at hex*

Hex: what?

BlooPan: : 3

Blaze: I’m going to burn the person who made this alive

Hex: they’ll burn just like my crotch.

Blaze: wait are you horny right now?

Hex: ...maybe.

*Blaze is just standing there*

*Reddy pushes him towards her.*

Reddy: c’mon don’t be shy-

Blaze: because of me?

Hex: ...

BlooPan: *pulls down his pants*

Blaze: *silence*

Hex: *very close to Blaze* ...

Blaze: WHAT THE F**K BLOOPAN

BlooPan: -w- *makes Hex’s underwear disappear, revealing a glowing pink di-*

Blaze: *throws a fireball at Bloopan*

BlooPan: AAAAAAAAA-

Hex: ;—;

*Blaze is doing nothing*

(I should have mentioned this before but she has been a hexagon this whole time)

(Hex is in his anthro form so...)

BlooPan: now I command the red one to S U C C .

*Blaze teleports to Bloopan and vores them*

BlooPan: shit-

Blaze: you will never try and make me do that, or else

Bloo: true.

*Bloo notices Hex jacking off.*

*Blaze doesn’t notice*

Hex: *heretic noises*

Blaze: SHUT UP REDDY

Bloo: I still hear noises.

Blaze: ......

Bloo: yep- he’s definitely horny.

Blaze: why the hell would anyone be horny for me

Bloo: when I said horny I meant he’s probably in heat.

Smartass BlooPan: HE’S A GUY-

Blaze: exactly

Hex: *heavy breathing*

Bloo: ;w;

Fakie: if anyone should be in heat it’s Blaze

Blaze: .......

Octa: that may be physically impossible.

Blaze: what-

Sunstorm: DO NOT TURN AROUND

Bloo: .__.

Reddy: can’t blame him, it was probably rockin’ hard.

this is dave he is superior

he is my OC