Yo Mamas So Fat

me seeing your mom:

im not a mirror bro

then why do i see your mom

because thats actually your mom walking down the hallway

no it isn't, your the only one that can compete with her fatness, so its your mom

the exact words you just said were 'your mom'

so therefore it is 'your mom'

im not a mirror bro

i know because im the mirror and you're the person talking to yourself

then how are you replying?

yo mama so fat that when she tried to get to Arby's she tripped on Burger King and crushed McDonald's

your mama so fat, when she eat she made the world hunger situation worse

yo mama so fat that she could be on ET, but when she rode the bike across the moon it would be like an eclipse

your mom caused world hunger

yo mama so fat that when NASA sent her to space they had to clear half the planet to make sure she didnt create the next mass extinction

you mama so fat that she was a new planet

your mama so fat that she uses her belly button as a mini fridge

your mom's too fat that thanos had to clap

yo mama so fat that she replaced Pluto in the Solar System

yo mama so fat when she tried entering your room, she broke the door frame

yo mama so fat that when thanos clapped all he hit was fat

yo mama so fat that when she was hospitalized, the hospital had to make a new building for her

because i am le magic mirror

if your a mirror, and your not as fat as your mom then your adopted

yo mama so fat that when she tried going into your room she made the doorway bigger

you mama so fat, not even darmug is into her

my mom isnt fat unlike yours

no, your mom creates her own gravitational pull

yo mama so fat that when your dad went to f**k her in her ass he mistaked her fat rolls for a ass

yo mama so fat that she made darmug not like fat girls

already did that one retard

no you didn't idiot

yes i did

where?

the pluto one

didn't you see the word new?

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lol

istg

LMFAO THIS COMMENT SECTION IS F**KING AMAZING XD
*STOOPID INTENSIFIES*

LOL

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

im done with yo mama so fat jokes for the day XD

lmao dang it they were getting dumber and dumber

yeah

Yo mama so fat, we are like one-celled organisms to her.

read the comment section XD, im done with this shit lol

i laughed too hard that internal bleeding is a joke

lol

Roast battle here is weak af

ikr

both sides

BITCH HOW DARE YOU

Facts.

come at me bro

Your weak ass already came at me

im stronger than you

In your dreams, with that comeback I'm guessing it will be pretty easy to send you there.

and it'd be easy to send you to hell too

Lmao aren't we all already here?

good point actually....