Slimex.. why.

Blaze: ;-;

Leafy: I want to hang myself with vines.

Blaze: same, just hanging myself though

Leafy: ok cool.

Bloo: this is the Ultimate Vorist.

*Equinox has entered the chat*

Equinox: try me bitch

Yuanjian: *middle finger*

Slimex: woooaah I’m so scared!

Equinox: shut

Slimex: you’re so competitive.

Ezlo: correction, aggressive as f**k

Bloo: true.

*Equinox attempts to eat Slimex*

Ezlo: can I have a rope

*Equinox gets covered in slime.*

*Equinox doesn’t care*

Bloo: I smell foursome.

Fakie: Put them in the frick chamber

*Magolor Bloo does so.*

*Equinox just flattens themselves against the ceiling of it*

Fakie: NO I WANT YOU TO F**K-

Slimex: ...

Fakie: JUST F**K

Equinox: *internally panicking* (yes they can feel that way)

*Slimex was trying to punch the window.*

*Equinox does the same*

Octa: should we help?

*Equinox breaks the window*

(They mainly use the scarf arms to do things)

Bloo: shit.

*Equinox eats Bloo*

Void: oh hi.

Me: why do I find this cute?

Winter: what the fu—

Slimex: wew.

Send smolbean this Image https://imgflip.com/i/4r6zk0

Thomas: stupidity

Slimex: >:(

Thomas: you’re ugly

Slimex: you don’t even know what I can do IDIOT.

Thomas: all I know is you’re a mix of too disgusting, ugly beasts

Sparky: they’re disgusting for a reason-

Thomas: what reason you gay f**k?

Sparky: they’re constantly voring you because of your attitude.

Thomas: what attitude? I’m perfectly behaved

Sparky: you call harassing gay people perfectly behaved!?

Thomas: i’d Be concerned if ppl didn’t harass gays

Sparky: why should you be concerned about that? they actually have brains.

Thomas: they really don’t. They think that it’s “normal” but it’s not. It’s stupid and disgusting

Sparky: there’s nothing wrong, you just think that we only do s**.

Thomas; that’s all you disgusting creatures do. You disgust me and I hope you go die in a hole

Sparky: *snaps for some reason*

Thomas:?

Sparky: look buddy, I don’t know what the hell your parents do to you to make you like this, but you’re the most annoying little shit I’ve seen, you constantly harass gay people just because of their existence, you made me try to kill myself a shit-ton of times, you’re even making your own brother’s life hell, keep my go***mn friends out of your reign of nuisance because YOU ARE ONE THE F**KING REASONS I AM LIKE THIS.

Thomas: .... no u!

*he ends up beating the shit out of him like there’s no tomorrow.*

Thomas: owwww......,.
*he can’t get up and half of his bones are broken*
*police sirens can be heard*

*he teleports out of here.*

Bloo: oh god even the police are here-

Police officer: we have received reports of child abus- OH MY GOD! What happened here?

Bloo: this child who was probably raised by homophobes got beaten up by some gay square.

Orange: and he had the right to bea-

Bloo: Orange no-

*another police officer arrests orange*
Police officer: where is the attacker now?

*Sparky was sitting behind a rock.*

*the police officers start searching the area*

Lux: what the f-

*a police officer finds sparky*

Sparky: ...

Police officer; matches he description, I found him!

Sparky: -__-

Police officer; sir, you’re under arrest for child abuse

Bloo: but that child is 15.

Police officer; anyone under 18 is considered a child and can be a victim of child abuse

Bloo: ok then.

Police officer: we’re gonna have to lock you up for a long time

Sparky: *sigh*

Slimex: 0__0

Thomas: ha! Serves you right...

Lux: ...

Bugs: *walks in* wh-what happened?!

Bloo: Sparky stood up and attacked Thomas.

Bugs:....

Lux: why...

Bugs: *runs away crying*

Lux: shit- wait up.

*Lux follows him.*

*bugs hides behind a bush*

Lux: Bugs, you alright?

Bugs: *sniff* why would I be?

Lux: because I’m f**king not.

Bugs: me neither...

Lux: idk if I should blame your brother for this.

Bugs: he probably is to blame

Lux: yeah... *sniff*

*bugs rubs his eyes*
(Why do I follow these trends? It’s my newest image lol)

Lux: ....

Bugs: *sad sigh*

Lux: I’m scared.

Bugs: me too bud...

Pineapple: and i found the fake rule enforcers

Thomas: ?

(He meant the Police officers, I can’t reply to those comments)

Police officer: we’re just doing our job sir

Pineapple: *tries dragging Thomas into a portal* I’ll just end this guys suffering

Police officer: oh no
You don’t

Pineapple: YOU’RE LUCKY I DONT ACT LIKE WAVE AND BLAZE *keeps dragging Thomas into the portal*

*the police grab Thomas and start shooting at pineapple*

*Pineapple is unaffected and the Police get tangled in vines*

Pineapple: -_-

Police officer: what is this sorcery?

Pineapple: bruh

Police officer: F**K

Pineapple: give me thomas and I’ll spare you

Police officer; ... fine

*Pineapple takes Thomas and eats him whole* (he usually won’t do that)

Police officer; O-O

Pineapple: take that as a warning *teleports somewhere else*

Police officer: holy f**k

Sunstorm: he isn’t the worst Eldritch god to exist

Officer: god?

Sunstorm: or extremely powerful being, there are worse than him

Officer; extremely powerful beings?
Officer2: you need to get out more, phil

Sunstorm: .....

(Are the officers human?)

(Yeah)

Sunstorm: you should really get out of sight before someone arrives

Ezlo: pain

Officer 1: ok then
*they run away*

Ezlo: they are running in the direction of where Blaze was last at, I hate this

*they get in their police car and go back to their police station*

Ezlo: THAT IS STILL IN THE DIRECTION OF BLAZE

Police officer: huh?

Ezlo: TURN BACK

Officer: why?

Ezlo: THERE IS SOMETHING THAT CAN KILL YOU IN THE DIRECTION YOU ARE HEADING

Officer; shit
*goes other way*

Ezlo: where is their station anyway

Police: past this “danger” you speak of

*a loud rumbling noise is heard*

Ezlo: .....fine go in that one direction

Officer: we can go around

Ezlo: there is no road leading around

Officer:-__-

Ezlo: GO TO YOUR STUPID STATION ALREADY

(Is the station in the middle of nowhere)

(Yes)
Officer: ok, ok

*Ezlo just stands there*

*they drive away*

Ezlo: well they are driving near the location of Blaze

*they pass*

*nothing happens until they reach the station*

Officer; wtf happened back there?!

*and there is Blaze standing over the house*

Officer: what’s that shadow?

Blaze: *still standing there*

Officer: who knows?

*another rumbling noise is heard* (you can easily guess where it is coming from)

(Yes)
Officer: was that you?
Officer2: no, I ate really recently

*Blaze is still standing there*

Officer; meh probably nothing

*another rumbling sound is heard*

Officer; is there an earthquake going on?

*even more silence*

Officer: wonder what we do now

Logan: go outside

Rainstorm: dont-

Police officer: why are there more talking bees?

Rainstorm: still don’t go outside

Officer; ok?

Logan: do it, you actually want to see what’s out there

Officer; no I really dont

Logan: do it

Officer; naw

*Logan begins pushing him towards the door*

Officer: *shoots logan*

Logan: SANTA IS OUT THERE, HE HAS PRESENTS

Rainstorm: -_-

Officer: nope

Logan: he is, go outside now

Officer: look, I’ve got 2 kids at home. I know Santa isn’t real you strange insect

Logan: your kids are outside

Officer; Shelley and Franklin?

Logan: ye-

Rainstorm: IGNORE EDGELORD

Officer; you wouldn’t know their names so you’re obviously lying

Logan: because I see their shadows outside

Officer; that wouldn’t mean you know their names, plus, I frankly don’t trust you

Logan: someone is actually outside

Officer: I know that...

Logan: go see what it is

Officer: ok...

Logan: now

Officer; ...

Logan: DO IT

Officer: why are you so persistent?

Logan: now

Officer: I don’t trust you you dumb insect

Logan: DO IT OR ELSE *gets a gun*

Officer:...

Rainstorm: *explains why he shouldn’t go outside*

Officer:...
*pulls a gun and shoots Logan 75 times*

Rainstorm: he likes being a jerk

Officer: I see that...