He made me do it!!!!!!!!

Cloudy: ....UH-
Clear: Hot.
Poff: Um..
Lit: *fast tail wagging*

Thomas: haha. I knew I’d be popular with the ladies

Lit: Tch, Yeah right.
Clear: Meh. Not bad.
Poff: Im married-

Thomas: I know you’re married, and I’m 15

Lucifer: The f**k?

Thomas: ha

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thomas: what?

Artemis: *t-poses in more buff*

Danny:WHY’S EVERYONE TRYING TO COPY MY STYLE?!

Thomas: this is literally just me with my shirt off

Danny:I have f**king pecs! PECS!

Thomas: ok? So what? I’m not gay bitch

Danny:I’m not gay either dumbass but I’m just annoyed that everyone’s getting buff all of a sudden!

Thomas: I’ve always been this way. I work out a lot
(I didn’t take your idea, he was always rather athletic and strong*

*Blaze just pukes up the remains of Pitch*

Sunstorm: YOU ATE HIM?!?

Rainstorm: what do we expect

Thomas: ew wtf?!

Sunstorm: put your shirt back on or else I’m giving you to K.S

Thomas: oh f**k
*he puts his shirt back on*

Sunstorm: good choice

Thomas; dumbass

Kiryuu:*stares her eyes*

Thomas: I’m literally at the beach

Kiryuu:*confused how she got there*

Thomas; yeah... sorry bout that I guess?

Kiryuu: well I need to go now... goodbye... *walks away*

Thomas: bye

Thomas: hehe hello

(Fric auto correct “stabs”)

Thomas; woah there...

Kiryuu: I have seen something I shouldn’t have seen...

Thomas: hold up, how old are you?

Kiryuu: I`m 26 years old...

Thomas; and I’m 15

Kiryuu: why...

why must I see this?...

Thomas; you don’t f**king have to

Kiryuu: then why did it come in my direction...?

StickCat & Elder: *faints*

Hex: oh my f**king-

Sparky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Thomas: now we can all agree that I am the hottest

Bloo: you’re too skinny.

Thomas: what? How? It’s a good thing I’m not fat like you

Bloo: actually I’m EXTRA THICC.

Gold: *covering his eyes*

Lux: bloody hell!

Thomas; what? I’m at the beach
Bugs: in the middle of December?

Bloo: *gets Moto Moto vibes*

Thomas: plenty of guys take off their shirts at the beach
Bugs: thing is, this isn’t the beach, and it’s the middle of winter

StickCat: *wakes up only to faint again*

Thomas: haha y’all can’t handle my true form

Hex (buff): smh.

Thomas; just because you’re an old man doesn’t mean you’re better than me
Bugs: old man?

Hex: and just because I lived for a shit-ton of years doesn’t mean I’m unable to stand up and wear dentures 24/7.

Bn: yeah, I’ve been around since before time itself. Doesn’t make me an “old man”
Thomas: yeah, well you’re ugly as f**k

Bloo: not muscular enough.

Thomas: excuse me?
(He actually is rather strong and athletic for a 15 y/o)