ChonkCat (aka Beeg StickCat).

Lemon: did he eat someone?

Bloo: maybe~

Lemon: ok.........

Bloo: oh no I can’t stop doing the squiggly lines now~

Lemon: neither can K.S

Bloo: OH NO!~

K.S: oh yes mommy~

Lemon: *screams*

Bloo: END ME~~~

Hex: *gags*

Blaze: I saw him trying to f**k frost today, I’m still kind of scarred

Lemon: *leaves* NOPENOPENOPENOPE

K.S: if I can f**k your body~

*he lays on top of him.*

Ezlo: why am I not dying yet-

Bloo: NO YOU AINT~

Hex: oh. my. f**king. god.

*Blaze just pukes up the remains of Pitch*

Ezlo: I NEED THE KNIFE

Bloo: idk~

ChonkCat: *purring*

Ezlo: I kinda like this cat

ChonkCat: *oh lawd he comin*

Ezlo: FLATTEN ME

Thomas: stupid fatass cat.

Bloo: that’s offensive.

ChonkCat: :T

Thomas: the stick probably just decided to become a f**king vorist like all the other shits around here

ChonkCat: *oh lawd he coming*

Thomas: wtf

*he ends up laying on Thomas.*

Thomas: I’m not a bed you bastard

Bloo: *trying not to laugh*

*thomas tries to push chonkcat off but he’s too heavy*

Bloo: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Bloo: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Thomas: it’s not f**king funny

Orange: *recording*

Bloo: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Thomas: this cat is gonna f**king flatten ne

Bloo: I CAN’T BREATHE-

Thomas; get tf off me
*his voice cracks*
Thomas; f**king voice cracks!!!!

ChonkCat: *purring*

*he tries to push him off, but basically ends up petting him instead*

Una: c h o n k

Lynn: he needs some medical help...

ChonkCat: *oh lawd he comin*

Una: o h s h i t

Lynn: do you understand that he needs to be put on a diet or something?

Elder: ikr?

Lynn: and how did he even get like this?

Bloo: idk lol.

Lynn: well he do be a c h o n k tho

*he ends up sitting on Lynn.*

Lynn: f**k...

Bloo: yeah he’s pretty heavy.

Lynn: so I`m stuck...

Bloo: lemme try and-

*Bloo tries to lift ChonkCat but his hands get crushed in the process.*

Lynn: ಠ_ಠ

Bloo: WRRRRRYYYYYYY-

Lynn: wait a sec-

Elder: what?

Lynn: oh wait never mind it just sounded like something but now it doesn`t