R E V E N G E D .

Try Valiant Hero, but with Lux as Charles.

Sunstorm: what the hell happened

StickBloo: he killed the Toppat Clan... all by himself.

Lili: huh?

StickCat: *possibly dead*

Lili: sticks! Are you alright?!

StickBloo: he ain’t.

Lili: what happened?!

StickBloo: he killed the entire Toppat Clan and ended up losing his life.

Lili: sticks..... no....

StickBloo: I know.

Chonk Cat: *oh lawd he coming*

*she kneels over his body and starts to cry*

Reddy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

StickCat: oh f**k..

Lili: I never signed up for this!

Bloo: y’all never watched Jojo or anything?

Lili: jojo?

*StickBloo just does a salute.*

Lili: he had so much to live for...

StickCat: yep...

Lili: I would never do anything you don’t want to sticks...

GhostStickCat: oh..

Lili: do you’re really dead?...

StickCat: m-me neither.

Orange: OwO

Lili: oh dear....

StickCat: mk.

Lili: yeah...

Bloo: mk.

Lili: awkward...

StickCat: I’m not even ready-

Lili: me neither.... I’ve never even thought about doing that ever...

*and then the body starts floating around for some reason.*

Lili: huh?

Bloo: *smug face*

Lili: well I’m not being forced to do any of this

GhostStickCat: well...

Magolor Bloo: NOT FOR LONG-

*he shoves StickCat inside his body and he falls to the ground.*

Lili; wtf?!

*Mr. Dusk just places a full moon here.*

Lili: huh?

*Bloo is still concerned about the rock.*

Lili: what’s wrong with the rock bloo?

StickCat: *panting* what the hell..!?

Magolor Bloo: honhonhonhonhon- now pretend I didn’t come here. *poof*

*lili runs and hugs him*
Lili: I thought I’d lost you...

*StickCat somehow becomes a human stickman.*

StickCat: what-

Lili: what the hell?

Bloo: yep.

ChonkCat: *oh lawd he’s still coming*

Lili: who is that guy?

StickCat: I’m definitely not doing that shit again...

Bloo: was it worth it though?

Elder: no.

Lili: thank god

StickGhazt: c’mon man you can do it!

GhostStickCat: I’m trying...

Lili; sticks?

Bloo: I- nvm.

*Bloo stares at the smoke.*

Lili: *looks at it as well*
Wawawooba: I wonder what Lili and stickcat’s Ship child would look like
Noa: don’t even start that

StickCat: ...

Bloo: *staring at the rock Sticks was sitting by* Angelo wtf were you doing here-

*she holds him tight*
Lili: please, don’t ever do that again...

StickCat: yea-

Bloo: but hey we ain’t stopping you.

Lili; well you pressuring us is just not right

StickCat: this happened before.

Lili: honestly, not that strange

Bloo: idk-

Lili: he looks an awful lot like you sticks... but bigger

Bloo: nah it’s just that I’ve seen this rock before but I don’t think it belongs here.

Orange: when did Angelo go on vacation-

Lili: who?

Orange: so what now?

Lili: I have no idea

StickCat: yep.

Lili; hm...

StickCat: ok then?-

Lili: compared to some other thinhs

Bloo: ok then.

Lili: phew

BlooTwo: petition to make StickCat a non-virgin stick like StickDanny-

Wawawooba: signed
Lili: what?!

GhostStickCat: wait you can see me?

Orange: *about to call the GhostBusters*

Lili; n-no but I can hear your voice

Bloo: ok ok-

BlooTwo: and then if you two ever did it some ass named Fireball will keep on reminding you guys over and over and over and o-

Lili: yeah, not helping what so ever

Fakie: keep crying you useless being

*Lemon just hits Fakie with a huge stick*

Lili: why I oughtta-

Lemon: she’s unconscious, so we should be fine for a while, also why the hell do people support pure chaos in this place

Lili: I don’t know...

Lemon: what happened to your brother-

SparkleBerry: end my suffering

Lili; Noa? He’s fine
Noa; sup

Lemon: I thought he was killed in another genocide spree by-

SparkleBerry: STOP

Noa: im right here...

Lemon: we know, has anyone heard the bullshit that has happened recently

Lili: what bullshit?
Noa: oh you mean soggy folded paper? Yeah...

SparkleBerry: why is everyone calling him soggy?

Lemon: what if he destroys-

SparkleBerry: Calm down

Noa: cause he’s water and shit

Ezlo: can I have knife

Lemon: don’t

SparkleBerry: toilet water origami

Noa: what is with this kid and suicide?

*the spot regenerates quickly and she still tries to grab him*

*he continues racing away, slicing at Her hands when he can*

*A huge portal opens under him* (this portal leads to where Blaze’s hand is)

*he throws a ton of sharp rocks into it which pierce her skin*

Blaze: ........

Lili: that’ll teach ya not to mess with my brother

*Blaze isn’t moving*

Lili: ha!

Blaze: get your shitty brother

StickCat: what the hell is happening.

*Blaze eats Stickcat*

Ezlo: please actually kill me instead

BlooPan: you fell into my trap.

StickCat: for f**ks sake.

Ezlo: DO I GET DEATH?

Blaze: *silence*

BlooPan: ay shitasses wanna see me tell the girl her boyfriend got eaten?

Ezlo: DO IT

BlooPan: mk-

Blaze: F**K OFF

StickCat: well that’s rude of you.

Chilly: we’re dealing with a bitch fight here.

StickCat: do not call my girl that.

Blaze: Lili is a bitch because she almost f**king killed me

StickCat: she almost killed you for a f**king reason-

Lili: im not climbing in. You better spit him out

*Blaze eats Noa*

*noa keeps her jaws open, then shoves a huge tree trunk into her mouth, keeping it propped open, before leaping out*

*Blaze still tries to grab them both* (she got up)

Blaze: I AM NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE

*lili slices at blaze’s arm*
Lili: and I’m not letting you have him

(Blaze doesn’t have bones)

*Blaze moves the rock off of her hand and still keeps trying to grab him*

(If she didn’t than she would be a literal puddle)

*Blaze closes her mouth and breaks the tree trunk and tries to grab him again*

*he jumps over her hand and keeps running as fast as he can*

*Blaze moves her hand away this time, and then tries to grab them again*

*she keeps slicing and moving away*

*Noa falls into a portal and Blaze teleports somewhere else in the meme realm*

Blaze: dumbass

*lili grabs him and pulls him up at the last second*

*Blaze opens a portal under both Lili and Noa*

*lili stabs her sword into the ground, holding on and holding noa’s hand, so they’re don’t fall in*

BlooPan: aayyy I’ve witnessed your man get consumed.

StickCat (who was also eaten by Blaze): ;—;

Lili; that bitch.... she took my brother.... she took my boyfriend.... she will not get away with this!!!

(Blaze breaks logic, all of the Eldritch gods do in Melonren)

(Ok fine)
*he grabs a sharp rock and with sheer force and power, slices part of blaze’s arm off and then keeps running*

Blaze: I can’t even move

Lili:... fine.,. But try anything funny and you’ll regret it
*she climbs into her mouth and searches for noa*

*Blaze still keeps trying to grab him*

*he turns around and slams a stone down on her hand with such force that it breaks most of the bones in her hand*

*Blaze pulls Noa in then closes the portal*

Lili: no!
Noa: bitch I aint just gonna let you eat me again

*Blaze starts to regenerate the injured parts of her*

*lili grabs Noa and climbs back out*

(Wait does Blaze have Noa or is he still with Lili?)

(Blaze has him)

*Blaze kind of flinches then tries to grab her*

*lili jumps up and than loops a lasso around blaze’s neck, hoping to choke her*

*Blaze tries to grab her again*

*lili ducks under and continues to pull on the rope, tightening it around her neck*

*Blaze tries to grab her again*

*she dodges and keeps winding it tighter*

*Blaze has one scarf arm left and tries to grab her again*

*lili jumps over and stabs it downwards*

*Blaze just pulls at the rope and breaks it*

Blaze: you didn’t think that one through did you *tries to grab Lili*

Lili: I will stop at nothing to save my brother!
*she dodges to the side and attempts to stab blaze in the eye*

*Blaze tries using the scarf arm to stop Lili*

*she slices a hole in the scarf arm*

*Blaze’s eyes move to another location on her head, and tries to grab her again* (yes that can happen)

*instead Lili drives her blade hard into blaze’s flesh and drags it through, creating a gash*

*Blaze somehow falls over*

Lili; spit him out or else

*Blaze still keeps trying to grab Lili*

*lili continues slashing at blaze and jumping and dodging*

*Blaze still tries to stop her*

*lili still ends up slicing it*

*insert what Blaze has been doing the past few comments*

*lili slices off part of blaze’s hand*

*Blaze uses her other hand, while dark orange liquid is pouring everywhere*

*lili slices at the other two, before dropping to the groundwork

Blaze: n-never...

*she brings her sword down on blaze’s side, piercing her flesh*

Lemon: *explains it all in full detail*

Ezlo: *somehow has a knife* YES

Noa: oh

*Ezlo stabs himself*

Lemon: RUN

Noa: shit
*he starts running*

*Lemon and SB run*

*noa keeps running super fasti

*Blaze pulls him back into the portal and shoves him in her mouth*

*he tries to pry her jaws apart*

Blaze: I know idiot *sticks hand in portal to try and grab someone*

*suddenly Lili has jumped on top of her head and is slapping her super hard*
Lili: no one messes with my baby brother!

*her mouth opens a little bit

*he keeps trying*

*Blaze tries to swallow him*

*he forces her mouth opens and jumps out*
Noa: wtf lady?!

*Ezlo stabs himself and he dies*

Lemon: well shit, and this wasn’t our faults- SHIT

*Noa falls into a portal*

*noa grabs on to the edge of the ground and pulls himself up, continuing to run*

*Another portal opens and the same thing happens*

*he barely dodges, but trips, and falls forwards*

*Blaze tries to grab him*

*he rolls to the side and slams his fist into her hand, before getting up and continuing running*

*Blaze tries to grab him again*

*he dodges out of reach*
Noa: what the actual f**k??

Lemon: how did our universe even make peace-

SparkleBerry: I don’t even know

*another portal opens under noa*

*he quickly dives to the side and continues running*
(He’s very athletic and has super strength)

*Blaze tries to grab him again, but using the scarf arm thing*

*he dodges to the side a moment too late and gets caugh*

*Blaze then eats him*

Noa; f**k

*Blaze opens a portal to find someone else*

Blaze: nice try escaping stickdanny clone

Noa: I’ll have you know that I am in no way a clone of that guy

*Blaze opens another portal to try and grab him*

*he tries to jump, but gets grabbed*

*another one opens but this time Blaze tries to grab him*

*noa jumps out of her reach*

Lemon: *explains why in full detail*

SparkleBerry: you should have said he has a terrible life, not the full thing

Noa: oh... wow