Earth is getting downloaded onto a new file right now

December 31 in a nutshell

Yep

January 1st 2021: “hey why is Wave’s OCs real now”

(Don’t ask.2.0)

January 2nd 2021: “Hey, I heard Galactic laboratories is attempting to create a new universe”

(yeah, I was gonna save the Pokémon Diamond and Pearl plot for switch wars)

January 3rd: “why is a ball of light surrounded by hands?”

January 4: “when did the black hole appear next to the sun?”

January 5: “why is the origami alive?”

January 6th, “why is the earth breaking apart???”

January 7: “WHY IS EVERYONE A LIVING PUDDLE” (stupid SCP reference)

#fearthelight
(yes i know, SCP-001 entry 16, when day breaks)

January 8th: “when did the Death Star appear above earth?”

January 9: “Why is Ezlo dead, and why is there a biblically accurate angel in the sky”

January 10: “f**k I’m out of ideas”

January 10: why is there an edgy dragon eating jupiter

January 11: oh look everything blooming, looks like days gone beatif- wait

WERE ALL GONNA DIE!