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I thought donut's armor was like sarge's when he got the flag.

Lol, it was so funny

Yeah, tucker thought he traveled back in time. That was hilarious.

HE WAS LIKE, WHY AM I COVERED IN BLACK STUFF?

lol yeah

XDDD

"I'm afraid of black stuff."-Tucker

Exactly

and church was like "Oh my f**king god."

XDDD
You can't pick up chicks in a tank-

actually....

XD

Caboose: Where's Shiella???

XDD

Isn’t that master cheif?

The pink guy?

Ye, whyd he change his color

No that's Donut, not master chief

Just watch RvB

It’s boring af.

You got to watch it and then it's quality entertainment

Bro, what’s the f**king point of it? Sex crazed robots playing capture the flag? Ooh, as if YouTube wasn’t a thing.

it's not just capture the flag. If you saw it's gets more interesting than that

Robots with relationships... interesting.

Man you are really missing out
I'm also missing out because of the 100 spoilers I got

So then why watch it if you already know what happens?

Fun fact: I watched 8 seasons and there was 1 actual relationship

Still proves my point right?

Not really. One is a tank

Robots are f**king tanks now?!?!?!

Just watch the show to understand

I tried to watch it, but it’s just disappointing

I watched 10 minutes of it, I was already doing something else

Cause I don't know exactly when it happenes

EXCUSE ME

It’s just disappointing.

Okey, tell me: what happens? What is the grip of the movie?

yes. Church is dead.

So, they made another “alpha”?

The alpha is church, and church was dead. No more alphas.

So then who is epsilon?

the memory of the alpha.

So, epsilon has church’s memory?

no, he's not a mexican. He was supposed to speak english, but they didn't know how to make him do it. Also, rvb is supposed to be a buncha idiots trying to do stuff, and if they had a super intelligent robot that everyone could understand, then it would ruin the whole point.

So, he basically is useless. Just another robot no one can understand.

Because they couldn't figure out how to make the settings english.

His Spanish isn’t even fully correct.

Amazing. It’s like they assume every Mexican can’t speak nothing other than that.

basically.

Okay, one more question. Why do they make the only beaner there only speak spanish

no, he manages to fix some stuff.

That’s even better! The hard working “Spanish speaker” that is put as a mechanic. Does he get $5 an hour too?

if you spent three years on an alien planet, would you have any money?

Yes. How does their factory work without money? They gotta get their stuff from somewhere.

Dude, it's rvb. It's not supposed to make sense.

But 18 years of pointless robots don’t?

dude, not all of them are robots. Only lopez and epsilon (which is technically not a robot) are robots,

jesus christ. So in seson 9 (or maybe it was season 8 idk) they found out that the director of project freelancer tortured the Alpha AI and made a lot of AI fragments from it. They shut down project freelancer, and most of the AI got destroyed except epsilon, the memory of the Alpha AI.

I’ve done some research, and isn’t “church” the “ai alpha”?

it gets exciting once you get to season 4.

Here: Picture 3rd graders in halo suits, playing a hybrid sport of capture the flag, and dodgeball. Doesn’t sound very amusing.

What???

Nothing... nothing.