Elmo’s seen shit

“YOYOYOYOYOOO, WHAT IT IS MOTHERF**KERS?”

“hey Elmo! What’s up?”

“ME YOU BITCHES, I’M HIGH ON C R A C K .”

“Elmo know where you live”

Yep...

is it too late to create multiple accounts to downvote this so it cannot survive in the world?

Elmo from Melonren

Void: ...........Elmo isn’t in Melonren

Elmo: reeee

Void: F**K ITS ALIVE

Bn: what’d plasma do? Oh nvm that. For one, he’s blamed ezlo for everything that happened between him and blaze and had many, many destructive temper tantrums

Void: Pikmin genocide is what Plasma did, also tell me everything that Wave did

Bn: ate universes, planets, galaxies, ate and killed other gods and powerful deities, nearly murdered ezlo, a ton of shit

Void: i didn’t actually think it was that bad tbh-

Fakie: *in the distance being smug because that’s what she does*

Bn: I think fakie’s up to something...

Fakie: *still just there*

Void: no shit

*bn teleports to her*
Bn: what are you doing?

Fakie: :)

Bloo: created an abusive relationship-

*Octa throws Bloo out of here.*

Bn: that too

Void: o k

SparkleBerry: Harold died

Octa: I was going to make a jelly sandwich with him.

*Hecks was foaming.*

SparkleBerry: I witnessed him get turned to toast... by soggy origami

Octa: how is he soggy?

SparkleBerry: do you get the joke

Cryo: he can’t.

Octa: have you attempted to drown him?

Shadowball: oh! I wished to do that!

Bn: now I gotta contain the dumb f**k for the 50th time this week

Void: what the hell did he do this week?

Bn: are we talking about the same person?

Void: yes

Bn: Who are you talking about then?

Void: Wave, what the f**k did he do this week

(I don’t know the irl time compared to melonren time sjajdiieisjdjekekksjdje)

(It’s practically normal to ours)

Void: TELL ME- I HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH PLASMA A TON TODAY

Elmo; ahahwhahqjhdjeosofuwo

*Void just lights it on fire*

Bn: where on earth is he...

Void: wrong statement said

Bn: yeah, I’m beginning to sound like a f**king human, but I truly can’t find him anywhere

Void: maybe don’t look in whatever universe we are in

Bn: alright, I’m gonna do a multiverse sweep
(Where is he or should I make something up*

Void: is that going to hurt others or something-

(He was eating a few Universes so he is somewhere in the void area in between universes, in his Titan form of course)

*bn quickly teleports wave back*
Bn: no you can’t go

*Wave leaves again*

Bn: -__-

Novalis: I’m not even going to do anything

*bn removes his ability to teleport for the time being and puts him in the box*
Bn: stay

Wave: I’m still hungry you asshole

Void: can I go die, oh wait I can’t

Bn: I really couldn’t care less wave

*Novalis teleports out but he doesn’t do anything*

Bn; No it literally just searches the whole.... dear god! He’s eating universes, and many of them!

Void: LOCK THE BITCH UP NOW

Bn: yes I will
*he forces wave back into his normal form and locks him in a seperate cell from nova*

Wave: YOU ASSHOLE, I WAS ONLY HAVING LUNCH

Void: ..........

Bn: lunch is multiple universe? Yeah, no can do pal

*Wave somehow gets out*

Novalis: can I go now-

*it diesi

Void: so what bullshit is happening today

*earth and its solar system have left the chat*

Void: f**k

Bn: BRUH

Void: who did this now

Bn: I assume soggy paper

Pineapple: Harold is gone, hope is dead

Void: we know where this is going

Bn: -__-

Fakie: go find mr dream man

Void: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Bn: who?

Void: the only Eldritch god that wasn’t corrupted until this moment, Novalis

Fakie: *teleports off*

Bn: fu-
*teleports to novalis*

*Nova (I shorten his name) is laying on the ground with a black liquid pouring from his eyes and his mouth (all slowly)*

Void: she f**king did it

Bn: it looks like she f**king raped him wtf

Void: she can’t actually do that, there was fighting before this

Bn: ik it just looks like it.

Void: never say that again, hopefully this won’t end up as bad as you know which 2

Bn: ok ok chill. Also yeah, hopefully he’s nowhere near as bad as them

*Nova also has some blood on him*

Void: f**k

Bn: F**K. I believe we have to contain him now?
(Is nova gonna stay like this or just for this rp?)

(For a while he will be like this)

*Nova teleports somewhere*

Void: well f**k

(Ok)
*bn teleports to him*

*Nova teleports again*

Bn: is that his blood?...

Void: ......no

Bn: that’s what I was afraid of...

Void: nice, there is a picked apart pile of body parts over there

*bn teleports opens a portal to see him*

Nova: STOP WATCHING ME

Void: well at least he can still talk, I don’t know why I said that

Bn: blaze and wave can and they’re still insane assholes

Void: mostly Wave, also what the f**k is he doing now

Bn: huh?

Void: what is Wave doing right now

Bn: oh shit I should probably check

Void: Do it

*Nova just goes somewhere and rips someone open*

Void: ......

Bn: but we can’t leave this guy unchecked...
*he traps nova in an inescapable prison and levitates the prison behind him as he looks for wave*

Nova: >:(

Void: I’m now worried