Son: I'm ready to ride a bike without training wheels dad; Son: AHHHHHHH I REGRET MY ACTIONS DADDDDD HELP ME I'M GONNA FALL THERE'S A STICK IN MY WHEEL!!!!!!!! Dad: Ok son 1.... 2.... 3..... Go son ride like the wind; Son: OWWWW Dad I broke to of my bones
Dad: OMG I'm gonna call an ambulance
Nurse from his son's school: Here's some ice kiddo
Dad: What the hell is ice gonna do to my son's two broken bones!!!!!