This should be fun

WHAT IS LE M E A N I N G O F T H I S CHILD?

H A M SIR
SOR?
MEE ME INSID

HAHA LOOK DAD I SHOT LEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NO YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT HAM AND EGGS

BUT.... ARENT U PROUD OF ME?

NO, YOU IDIOT GAH-
YOU AGGRIVATE OUR ALLIES TO THE SOUTH

BUUUUUT HE WAS BEING A JERRRRRKKKKKKKKK THHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I CAN TAKE IT-

BUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUT

GO HOM HAM AND EGGS

I DONT WANNNNAA

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR WIFE IS PREGANTE

DA FUQ DO YOU KNOW THAT?!?! OMGOMGOMGOMG YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFFFFEE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

NO YOU DUMB,
SHE HAZ YO CHILE
SHE WROTE TO MEH A MONTH A G0

OH BAI THEN

[Now Ham and eggs is at the house]
Oh hell he's hom-

HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN GODDAMMIT?

A month or s0-

YOU SHOULDA TOLD MEEEE WHY DIDNT U TELL MEEE