behold, a ship-child of Blaze and Hex.

Blaze: who made this- FAKIE I SWEAR-

Hex: I don’t remember shitting out another egg...

Bloo: why do I feel like Hex can only give Blaze a blow-

Elder: DON’T YOU DARE SAY THAT.

Blaze: why must you say things like that

Bloo: idk.

Lix: duRRrRrR-

BlooPan: it was Fakie’s idea-

Blaze: F**K

Hex: ;—;

Laven: so this is my brother or sister now?

Blaze: can it even speak?

The child: *demonic noises*

Blaze: Wave’s gonna pitch a fit if he finds out

Chilly: that’s pretty much the main problem about this child.

Bloo: so technically Hex and Blaze have 3 children now because I remember her having a child named Ruby-

Elder: I don’t think they’re a couple yet-

Orange: oh, they will be, I’m sure of it!

Blaze: Wave’s going to pitch a fit indefinitely

Hex: yep...

Chilly: where even is he anyway?

Blaze: last time I saw him he was fighting with my so called half brothers and sisters because of Kedrei splitting Equinox

Ezlo: IF SOMEONE LETS THE SHIP CHILD EAT PEOPLE IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

Laven: I actually ate a shit ton of farm animals ever since I sneaked out without my dad noticing.

Reddy: okay.. who taught him to say “shit”?

Hex: I did not say that in front of him I swear, anyway.. I’m probably going to put the child on a fish-only diet just so the Enderman doesn’t die.

Ezlo: LET ME DIE

Blaze: let the child eat whatever, because I’ll bring back Ezlo either way

Ezlo: .........

Hex: alright.

Bloo: I swear Frigid might end up eating the child-

Elder: I can imagine Thomas flipping his own shit-

Blaze: and that’s why I will go beat the shit out of Frigid if she is in a mile radius of it, also where is the child

Sparky: I saw the child ate a talking burger.

Wub (Weenie Burger but gay): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Blaze: good

Leafy: so I guess this is a new playmate for Petal.

Hex: I’m sure she’ll be great food- I mean great friends with the child.

Blaze: yes

*Ezlo is just looking for a way to die*

Halogon: bwak, no Ezlo no, suicide isn’t the answer!

Ezlo: yes it is, because they will drag me back into the same go***mn thing

Blaze: where is Petal anyway

Petal: *hiding behind Leafy*

Octa: it’s probably timid.

Blaze: where is the child

(Spelling error go brrr)

Petal: ..?

*Blaze just picks up petal*

Blaze: I meant mine and Hex’s though

Hex: found it.

Blaze: so where is it then, also give it petal

*Ezlo has jumped off a cliff*

*he grabs the child and puts it in front of Petal.*

Halogon: EZLO N O -

Blaze: eat the stupid spinach dragon

The child: *nom*

Leafy: and of course, just like his father...

Hex: *eats Leafy*

Leafy: son of a birch-

Blaze: I still hope Wave doesn’t find out

Bugs: smh

Hex: me too..

(We can both use the child right?)

Blaze: what would happen if we put the child into a random city

(Yeah?)

Bloo: hmmm-

Blaze: let’s see what would happen

Hex: sure.

*Blaze teleports the Child to a random City*

Bloo: what did you put the child in a city for anyway?

Blaze: idk, I just want to see what it will do

*the child vores a man.*

Blaze: and the child is just like me and Hex

Bloo: yep.

Blex

Alwayzbread: blex?

Fireball:HOLY SHIT!

Hex: don’t f**king tell Wave that the child exists.

Fireball:did you knock up Blaze or something?!

Hex: blame Fakie and BlooPan for making this happen.

Bloo: I thought you can only give Blaze a blow-

Hex: NO-

Elder: he probably shitted out another egg.

Fireball:either way Hex, you f**ked Blaze.

Hex: she doesn’t even have a pussy yet I somehow have a dick.

Fireball:woah there man, don’t get into context!

Hex: you DID assume I had s*x with her.