I think I know a few people’s answers...

PFFFT-

Why does apart of me want to see what the child of Blaze and Hex would look like

So.... how is Hex feeling about Kedrei’s shitty forced marriage of Blaze and Hex?

He’s embarrassed af.

Blaze: why must I suffer

Void: it’s called “Karma” for your bad actions

Hex: what bad actions-

Void: you know what she does

Blaze: ...

Bloo: oh god.

Blaze: *pukes up a skeleton*

Void: great

Hex: 0__0

Blaze: ........

Void: why the hell is he forcing that wedding

Bloo: fine-

Bloo: every damn shape I’ve seen has one.. except possibly Luno and her gang.

Blaze: I don’t even have to take a shit or piss so shut the f**k up

Bloo: oh ok, do you still have an Assho-

Elder: ew.

Blaze: NO PERVERT-

Bloo: oh.

Elder: so Hex doesn’t have ovaries, at all?

Blaze: I don’t actually have any reproductive organs

Fakie: F**K

Hex: well that was close-

Bloo: I’m pretty sure once they’re together there still won’t be a baby.

Blaze: *quietly* you can actually use magic to make a child

Bloo: honestly why can’t you just eat Fakie.

Hex: shit- why didn’t I think of that.

*Blaze eats Fakie*

Blaze: I forgot about that

Hex: *sigh* fine..

Blaze: ..........

Bloo: probably?

Fakie: Hex go F**k Blaze or I tell Wave

Blaze: f**k

Bloo: phew-

Blaze: did Hex even consent to that

BlooPan: it’s time I pull a Sonictiger.

*Mannequin gets teleported here.*

*Blaze just rips them in half*

Blaze: no way I am letting it live any longer

Blaze: bring the stupid mannequin here now

Bloo: idk why you feel bad for him, what went wrong?-

Elder: he was f**ked by a Gacha-ass Mannequin.

Blaze: because he also has to deal with the stupid Black Circle, and I’m going to find the person that f**ked him

Bloo: why-

Blaze: why what?

Bloo: maybe he’s proud of his daughter lol.

*Blaze pukes again* (no person this time)

Void: and this will go terribly, if you know who finds out we might have a very horrible problem

Bloo: ah yes, Wave...

Blaze: this-

Galaxycube: what the heck is going on here?

*Hex was hiding in Blaze’s shadow.*

Bloo: someone has a crush!

Galaxycube: who?

Bloo: Blaze has a crush on-

Elder: shush-

Galaxycube: who tho

*Blaze pukes up another skeleton*

Bloo: Hex, but idk where he is rn.

(Sarcasm)

Blaze: why must this happen, why can’t things go back to normal

*Galaxycube leaves*

Chilly: what will Wave think-

Blaze: Multiversal Crisis will be real if he finds out, also I feel bad for Hex

Knew it

Ngl I actually support your ship but i think it is absurd that you think it will last long

Thank you I guess?