Me: Let me check the brownie first.
Leni: Uh Why do you need to check it?
Me: I want to make sure that this brownie doesn’t contain cannabis inside of it
Leni: Oh.
Me: Yep it’s safe.
Leni: Yay.
Me: Enjoy the brownie.
Leni: I will. (inner monologue) I wonder why he wanted to check a brownie for a can of piss.
