Mine is : wear a mask with MAGA written on it... they will be triggered AF and can't accuse you of being anti-maxxer !

My daughter wears a mask that says "I AM WEARING THIS AGAINST MY WILL."

My wife wears one that says "PLACEBO."

Cool !!

Remind them that the "B" in LGBT *literally* acknowledges the existence of only two genders.

Good one ! 😉

Just tell them "You're right" and watch them go crazy

Why would they go crazy ? This is exactly what they want : to hear that they're right (even if they're not)

They hate the right

...oooooooohhh ! OK !

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Post profiles of black conservatives/libertarians in your office during Black History Month.

A few years ago, I put up a mini-bio of Ben Carson (you know, the dude that can literally separate children at their BRAINS), and this one leftist professor -- I work at a university -- darn near LOST IT. After explaining the whole neurosurgery thing, he said "Okay, but no more Ben Carson's or Clarence Thomas's. That idiot was against Affirmative Action!" Kinda distressing that a social studies professor would have these kinds of thoughts about two brilliant people. BTW, Affirmative Action is basically saying, "You're pretty smart or capable for a minority."

Icing on this cake: he's white, I'm black and Hispanic. I should've put up Thomas Sowell up next.