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Y e s

hey bitches, we're going to go buy a mirror!

YES

NOW LETS GET EM AT BULK

EYYYY 10% off

YASSS

Why do you refer to yourself when you’re talking to yourself as “yourself”

"talking to myself?"

Yes
In this conversation “yourself” is referring to your to-do list

dude, the only person talking to inanimate objects is you

And nobody likes to talk to a trash can, so I ain’t talking to you anymore

Dude, then you gotta learn to stop talking to yourself.

Y e s

I don’t tho-

It's a roast. Something you could never do, just like multiple other fails in your life.

You’re right
You are in my life, and a fail, congratulations for noticing

Bruh. I'm already an achievement to you. Your own best one was being a disappointment, too bad it doesn't count.

Yea it’s really too bad

its YOUR self
not mine

No you

Grammar idiot

wha-

idk