FOLLOWING THE INCIDENT, JOE BIDEN WOULD GO ON TO BECOME A WELCOMED REGULAR CUSTOMER AT THE DOLLAR TREE, PRAISING THEIR FINE SELECTION OF ICE CREAM AND SUNGLASSES. HE WOULD ALWAYS LEAVE MORE SHIT SMEARS ON HIS WAY OUT, ATTRACTING MASS TOURISM TO THE HUMBLE STORE; THEY BOOM WHEN HE BOOM-BOOMS.
