Lol so I watched a yt vid and it went like this:; Y/n: omg babe, babe!! (Oikawa) come here!
Oikawa: *appears* why?
Y/n: *giggles* turn around
Oikawa: *turns around*
Y/n: *faked gasp* Babe, call the police! Oikawa: why?
Y/n: somebody stole your ass!
Oikawa: *laughs* well I know where they stashed it tho...you thiccccccccccccc; And I’m just watching, wheezing over and over