Because, why not?

How long have you been in the show biz industry?

Dazzle: too damn long

Huh

Dazzle: yup

Adam: How many times has Razzle called you "Dazy"~

Dazzle: a lot

...okay...

Dazzle: ..

Adam's Mind: Oh god, I think he just remembered when I spoke in wingdings-

Dazzle: ...
Dazzle brain: i wonder what I’m gonna eat today...

*gets a dirty idea* ☝︎⚐︎❄︎ ✌︎☠︎✡︎ 👌︎☜︎✌︎☠︎💧︎✍︎

Dazzle: yea..

Adam's Mind: Razzle, did you really teach him or something...

Dazzle: and yea he showed me how to read wd

Adam's Mind: DANG IT RAZZLE?!

Dazzle: hey, do not say dang it about my bro

Red: Oh boy... Adam's going to get the VODKA.

Adam: *gets the vodka*

Dazzle: lol

Adam: GULP, GULP. *hic*

Dazzle: ??

Adam: *gets drunk*

Red: OH CRAP

Twister: ???

Adam: *drunk laughing*

Red: *internal screaming*

if we are looking in the same direction, looking at a sign, and i did a u-turn would it be on my left or your right?

Dazzle: uh

i pulled a tricky on ya

Dazzle: yea

*proceeds to style(lazy mountain engi dance) on dazzle for an hour straight*

Dazzle: *deep in thought*

*still styling on em*

Dazzle: my left

?

Dazzle: to that question you asked, its on my left

the options were my left or your right

Dazzle: then my right