WHO HAS MORE DARK HUMOR( CHART)

THE REAL SIGN THAT HAS THE MOST DARK HUMOR: Cancer

this is true

Someone could be literally dying and we could be laughing-

yeah its mainly the anxiety cuz like when my mom told me my dog was dying i started laughing so

I don't exactly care about humans deaths, I'll only care if it was someone I loved

i like dirty joke more tbh cuz my friend could just say something completely normal and with a look its dirty

um

o o p

yes but their jokes die very fast

ahem.

mama, can we visit granny tonight?
mom- sure hun.

* BOTH HANGS THEM SELVES

That's n i c e

now u see why i said capricorns have more dark humor??

No :)

fine. U do one

Alright

well, dd u come up with one yet?

y e s l o l

tell me

If someone died, I wouldn't care, if someone got hurt I wouldn't care, if they have food, then I'll care ;-;

If someone died, I wouldn't care, if someone got hurt I wouldn't care, if they have food, then I'll care ;-;

I do have a lot of dark humor

I'm a Scorpio and my form of "dark humor" is racist jokes.

big oof

lol

You chase up zodiacs too!

yeah kinda

Yay! I have a buddy!

uwu

UwU

\•w•\

glitch u gotta save me

Nah...

mikes gonna put me in a vanny springlock suit!

Who's idea do you think it was?

uh mike

Guess again!

m̘͈̺̪͓ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚ t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊ s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚p̱̱̬̻̞̩͎̌ͦ̏r̼̯̤̈ͭ̃ͨ̆a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍y͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨ u̟͎̲͕̼̳͉̲ͮͫͭ̋ͭ͛ͣ̈ w̠̘̗͖̮̥ͣ̽ͫ͂i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣt̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊h͚̖̜̍̃͐ a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ b͎̣̫͈̥̗͒͌̃͑̔̾ͅi̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣt̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊f̳͉̼͉̙͔͈̂̉ t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊h͚̖̜̍̃͐e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚p̱̱̬̻̞̩͎̌ͦ̏r̼̯̤̈ͭ̃ͨ̆a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍y͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨ

*glitches away so u couldn't spray me* nice try...

Heck....

.

Me(showtime family): Night, night...

* falls asleep

*puts you on a bed* alright time to plan the suprise

Uh oh.."...

*i turn around* did you say something?*

plz glitch! ill give u all my carrots

Aww frick... at least it will only hurt for a moment... plus the you can be immortal if you possess the animatronic

Tru tru

See my idea wasn't bad at all

Falls asleep

>:)

I thought of that in my mind u idiot

Meh...

i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣ....f̳͉̼͉̙͔͈̂̉e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨ s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨe̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑p̱̱̬̻̞̩͎̌ͦ̏y͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨ

*smirks* shhh... its time for bed

g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨi̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣt̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊c͔ͣͦ́́͂ͅh͚̖̜̍̃͐.... d̥̝̮͙͈͂̐̇ͮ̏̔̀̚ͅo͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ m̘͈̺̪͓ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍k̲̱̠̞̖ͧ̔͊̇̽̿̑ͯͅe̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ m̘͈̺̪͓ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊h͚̖̜̍̃͐e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍p̱̱̬̻̞̩͎̌ͦ̏ s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚p̱̱̬̻̞̩͎̌ͦ̏r̼̯̤̈ͭ̃ͨ̆a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍y͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨ

h͚̖̜̍̃͐e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑c͔ͣͦ́́͂ͅk̲̱̠̞̖ͧ̔͊̇̽̿̑ͯͅ....... https://imgflip.com/i/4rqkzv?nerp=1609065707

*sprays you with the nap spray*

b͎̣̫͈̥̗͒͌̃͑̔̾ͅa̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍d̥̝̮͙͈͂̐̇ͮ̏̔̀̚ͅ g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨi̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣt̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊c͔ͣͦ́́͂ͅh͚̖̜̍̃͐!

*my eyes start to glow while giving you the very creepy death stare*

Glitch I swear i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣf̳͉̼͉̙͔͈̂̉ u̟͎̲͕̼̳͉̲ͮͫͭ̋ͭ͛ͣ̈ f̳͉̼͉̙͔͈̂̉l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨi̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣp̱̱̬̻̞̩͎̌ͦ̏p̱̱̬̻̞̩͎̌ͦ̏i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣn͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿ h͚̖̜̍̃͐i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣs̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚ a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ m̘͈̺̪͓ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣn͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊-

*gives you a very creepy death stare*

Screams in terror and holds a cross

*hisses*

U scare me

*give you a very scary look*

what is the tAsK

You will see... it is nearly complete

wait what-?

It will be complete

not u!?

Me(showtime family): What do you mean *smirks*

i- why did u want to springlock me

Me(showtime family): So that you could have more kill sprees

glitch I-

Me(showtime family):Don't feel bad! After all the task is nearly complete