what in my lucario addiction is this degenerate crap above me?

Y e s

okay, let's begin!

Alright, So oreo and what others

Maybe Galar, Kanto, or Kalos?

Ok sure

which one do we start in?

You choose

Kanto, then go through the regions

Ok sure

*The Rp begins*

Anton: *Heads to oak's lab*

Kayden: *snores, still asleep*
Rip: *heading to oak's lab as well*

Anton: Alright lets gow

Rip: okay!
Kayden: *quickly wakes up* AH, TODAY'S THE DAY!!!

Anton: *runs there

Rip: *runs as well*
Kayden: *runs*
(who's gonna be Prof. Oak?)

(me Ig)
Anton: *runs in*

Rip: *runs in after him, tired* Hey *pant, pant* Prof. Oak!
Kayden: *runs faster now*

Prof. Oak: Whoa, excited much?
Anton: yep!

Rip: Very!
Kayden: Imma take a quick rest *sits down and falls asleep*

Prof. Oak: Kayden you Ok?
Anton: he just tired

(We should finish the battle

(Kayden or Anton?)

(good question

heads o tails?

Heads?

Ight, anton wins

(kinda made sense)
Kayden: dang, well at least I battled those two before I battled you!

(Ig)
Anton: alright

Oreo: *stops* dont get ahead of yourself

HK: ha, you couldn't beat me if you tried!

Oreo: Alright lets see

HK: aight, Quick Attack!

Oreo: Peck! *super effective*

HK: Absorb!

*not very effective*
Oreo: Use peck again

HK: Endevor!

Oreo; Quick attak

Rip: well, can we choose our pokemon or what!

Prof. Oak: Yes go ahead
Anton: ALRIGHT

Rip: I choose Charmander!

Anton: Im going with bulbasaur

Rip: ok *kicks Kayden lightly* Wake up!
Kayden: zzzz

Anton: W A K E U p

Kayden: *wakes up* HUH?!
Rip: look who's finally awake!

Anton: *Picks up the pokeball with bulbasaur

Rip: *Picks up the one with Charmander*
Kayden: uhh, where's Squirtle?

Prof. Oak: Someone already has it

Kayden: goddamit!
Rip: oh well, looks like you don't have a starter!

Prof. oak: I do have a pikachu

Kayden: yay, i'll take it!
Rip: dang it!

*he gives him the pikachu

Kayden: hey little guy! *hugs it*
Pikachu: *shocks him*
Kayden: OW, WHAT THE HECK?!

Anton: XDDDDD
Prof. Oak: Its a bit, fiesty

Kayden: now you tell me!
Rip: *laughs*
Kayden: Stop laughing!

Anton: Its hillarious af
*they are handed a pokedex

Kayden: thanks! It's not funny!
Rip: no, it's hilarious! *laughs more*

Prof. Oak; You can leave now
Anton: *walks out laughing

Kayden: *also leaves*
Rip: *leaves, going straight for the first gym*

Anton: *goes to catch pokemon

Kayden: *hunts for wild pokemon*
Rip: *sees it's closed* Huh, must be next town over then!

Anton: *Gets a pidgey and nidoran male

Kayden: *gets a weedle + pidgey*
Rip: *gets a Abra and names it Avada Kedavra*

Anton: *heads through viridian forest

Rip: *meets up with Anton*
Kayden: *meets up with them both*

Anton: Alright *runs in first

Kayden: *runs in*
Rip: *runs in and murders the bug trainers*
(for legal reasons, this is a joke)

Anton: *finds a bellsprout*

Rip: *finds his own Pikachu, but accidentally makes it faint*
Kayden: *catches a mankey*

Anton: *trades bellsprout for a clefairy

Rip: *catches Caterpie and goes to Pewter city*
Kayden: *also goes to Pewter city*

Anton: *runs into the gym*

Kayden: *inside the gym* Hello there!
Rip: *also inside, waiting for Kayden to get done* Hello there!

*anton is literally destroying it with bulbasaur

Kayden: *destroys the trainers with iron tail*
Rip: dang, that was awesome!

*anton beats brock easily and gets the bage

Rip: well, now we wait for Kayden! *he also got the badge as well*

Anton: Alright

Brock: *now using Onix* Rock Tomb!
Kayden: Iron Tail!

*anton walks out*

Brock: Wrap! *Pikachu is caught by wrap*
Kayden: Quick Attack Out of it!
Rip: *leaves as well*

Anton: hm

Kayden: *wins* yeah, now let's go pikachu!
Rip: hm what?

Anton: nvm

Kayden: *walks out* this next gym should be easy!
Rip: for you!

Anton: same

Kayden: better get a good pokemon for that gym!
Rip: I think I should!

Anton: *wAlks away

Kayden: *walcc away*
Rip: *walcc away to find a grass/ electric type pokemon*

Anton: *Goes straight to the cave*

Kayden: *goes and heals, then walks in*
Rip: *finds ANOTHER Pikachu, but yet again, makes it faint*

*He goes through it

Kayden: *catches a machop, then walks out*
Rip: *still looking for Pokemon*

*he catches a scyther

Rip: *finally catches a Exeggcute*
Kayden: *gets the dome fossil*
(FORGIVE ME LORD HELIX!!!)

(THE DEVIL)
Anton: Alright *he goes into cerleaun after battling some trainers

Kayden: *goes to cerulean city and teaches Machop Mega Punch*
Rip: *evolves his Charmander into Charmeleon*

Anton: *buys a old rod from someone and catches a poliwhirl, then heads to the gym*

Kayden: *gets his own old rod, and catches Magikarp*
Rip: *WHEEZE* *gets his own rod and catches Seadra*
(or whichever one comes first, I forgot)

(horsea)
*After beating the crap out of the first trainer bulbasaur evolves*
Anton: Alright!

Kayden: lol, you wouldn't know the power of my Pikachu, It'll DESTROY this gym!
Rip: Guess Exeggcute will have to do this!
(thx)

*he destroys the second trainer

*Kayden absolutely mauls the first and second trainers*
*Rip is kinda struggling on the first trainer*

Anton: *beats misty's first pokemon, then uses scyther to beat the second

*Kayden uses his Pikachu to beat them both*
*Rip beats the first and second trainers, but then has trouble with Misty*

*Anton walks out with the bage*

*a girl walks up to him*
???: hi there!
Rip: hey look, it's your girlfriend Kayden *he beat Misty*
Kayden: She's not my girlfriend!

Anton: *laughs* YOu sure?

Kayden: we're only friends!
(her name is Kayla, her and Kayden have been best friends as long as Rip and Kayden were rivals)
Kayla: Yeah, back off boys!
Rip: Okay, Kayden's Girlfriend!
Kayden: GRRR!

Anton: mhm Sure, anyways see you losers later *runs towords mount moon

Kayden: WAIT, WHAT ABOUT A DOUBLE BATTLE!
Kayla: Good Idea!
Rip: you idiots would all loose!

Anton: Fine

Kayden: well, i think-
Rip: *interrupts him* let Kayden and his Girlfriend battle us!
Kayla: oh, I don't think you'd want to do that!

Anton: Alright Bet! *he sends out scyther

Kayden: *sends out Pikachu*
Kayla: *sends out Vulpix*
Rip: *sends out Charmeleon*

Anton: X scizzor!

Rip: Metal Claw!
Kayla: Ember on Scyther!
Kayden: Thunder!

*scyther seems to be stronger then usual*

Kayden: Iron Tail!
Kayla: Ember!
Rip: Smokescreen!

Anton: double team

Kayden: Thunder Punch!
Kayla: Ember!
Rip: Scratch ig

Anton: Keep doible teaming

Kayden: Thunder Bolt!
Kayla: Confuse Ray!
*Charmeleon gets hit*
Rip: snap out of it!

*Now scyther is f**king almost impossible to hit*
Anton: Alright x-scizzor

Kayden: Thunder Wave!
Kayla: Toxic!
Rip: Ember!

*Scyther still isnt hit*
Anton: Keep using x scizzor

Kayden: Thunder Bolt!
Kayla: Hex!
Rip: Metal Claw!
*Charmeleon hits itself*

Anton: Swords dance!

Kayden: Thunder Wave!
Kayla: Psych Up!
*stats matched*
Rip: Mega Kick!

Anton: U-turn

Kayden: send somebody out!
Kayla: Yeah, you need to, that's what U-turn does!
Rip: send sombody out!

Anton: Can yall chill Thats what Im doing geez, go clefairy

Kayden: sorry we're just eager to end this! Iron Tail!
Kayla: let's end this quick, Iron Tail!
Rip: Mega Kick!

Anton: Use metronome! *he gets earthquake

Kayden: Keep Using iron Tail!
Kayla: Payback!
Rip: Mega Kick Pikachu into his pokeball!

Anton: metronome! *draining kiss

Kayden: Iron tail it into the ground!
Kayla: Finish that puny Charmeleon with Zen Headbut!

Anton: Use disarming voice

Anton: finish this with disarming voice

Kayden: Electro Ball!
Kayla: Wil-O-Wisp
Rip: C'mon, Mega Kick!

*Metronome gets surf*U

Kayden: Hah, noob, Iron Tail!
Kayla: noo, Hex!
Rip: Smokescreen go brrrr

(Holy shit)
*metronome gets f**king moonghiest beam

(?)
Kayden: Ahh! Iron Tail That puny fairy!
Kayla: he's burnt, Hex!
Rip: Ember!

(The metronome randomizer got moonghiest beaM)
Anton: protect!

(wow)
Kayden: Spam Iron Tail!
Kayla: y for same
Rip: ... Scratch!

Anton: Use mooblast!

Kayden + Kayla: Iron Tail!
Rip:... Mega Kick!

*the iron tails miss some too*
Anton: metronome *gets pound

Kayden: Iron Tail!
Kayla: Hex!
Rip: uhh, Metal Claw Pikachu!

Anton: protect

Kayden: Grr, Thunder!
Kayla: Take a rest!
*helth go brrr*
Rip: Wake that batch up with metal claw!

*After the battle

(Who wins?)

(HMmmP

(Kayden and Kayla?)

(idk

(yeah, let's say that, makes more sense with the backstory)
Kayla: *stands next to her Wartortle*
Kayden: *with his beedrill*

Anton: *healing his pokemon, then runs straight to mount moon

Kayden: ok, c'mon Beedrill *they head towards the cave*
Kayla: *also heads there*
Rip: *stops by the trainer bridge and gets the nugget*

*Anton finds a moon stone and evolves clefairy

Kayden: *evolves Machop into Machoke*
Kayla: *catches a Geodude*
Rip: *Just runs right through and evolves Abra*

Anton: *trades nidoran for a magmar and goes through the cave*

Kayden: *trades with Rip to evolve Machoke*
Kayla: *exits cave*
Rip: *trades with Kayden to evolve Avada Kedavra*

Anton: *Evolves poliwhirl into poliwrath

Kayden: *catches nidoran male and evolves it*
Kayla: *Battles Rip again and wins*
Rip: *goes to train*

Anton: *heads to LT surges gym

Kayden: *heads towards the gym*
Kayla: *also heads towards the gym*
Rip: *goes to the SS. Annie cause he got the ticket*

Anton: *speeds through with Ivysaur cause it resists electric types

Kayla: *lightning mcqueens though the gym with Geodude*
Kayden: *mauls it with Nidorino*
Rip: *still on the SS annie*

Anton: *Figures out the puzzle

Kayden: *basically cheats the puzzle cause he just spams all the trash cans*
Kayla: *watches how Kayden did it and does it the same way*
Rip: *leaves the Ship*

Anton: *Just has ivysaur spam razor leaf to win

Kayden: well good job, I've got this gym as well! *just plows through it with nidorino*
Kayla: *plows through with Geodude and it evolves*
Rip: *walccs in and mauls them with his exeggcute*

Anton: Alright got the bage

Kayden: yerp, come on master chief, lets get the fuc outta here!
Kayla: yeh
Rip: *gets the badge and walccs out*

Anton: *speed

(i am speed)
Kayden: *Speeds to Lavender Town, but doesn't go inside cuz he doesn't have the Silph Scope*
Kayla: *speeds past Lavender Town*
Rip: *speeds his way to Lavender Town, and (stupidly) goes in*

*He runs in the tower

Kayden and Kayla: *gets the Silph Scopes and go back to the tower*
Rip: *goes in, but can't catch anything*

*Anton rushes up to the last floor

Ghost: GET THE F**K OUT BATCH!

*He yeets a pokedoll that distracts it then runs past

GHOST: DAMMIT!
Rip: REEEE A GHOST!!!

Anton: sucker

Kayden: *catches Haunter*
Kayla: *Catches Gastly*
Rip: MOVE DAMMIT!
GHOST: No

Anton: *Gets the pokeflute

Kayden: *uses Rip as a distraction and gets his own pokeflute*
Kayla: *Also gets the pokeflute*

Anton: *speed out of there

Rip: *sends out Charmeleon to distraction dance him*
GHOST: *gets caught in the dance*

(this is a race to see who can get the most gym bages first basically)
Anton: *speed to celedon

Kayden: *runs there and beats the trainers with Haunter*

*yeeting through erica's gym with magmar

Kayden: *already at the gym after erika's*

*Goes to the department store

Kayden: *gets the thunder stone*
Kayla: *gets a fire stone and evolves Vulpix*
Rip: *gets grass stone and evolves exeggcute*

Anton: *running to the next city

The Others:

*skip to after all the gyms?*

(ye)

*After they got all the bages

*walcc to victory road*

Anton: *Walk(

Kayden: imma be the champion!
Kayla: No me!
Rip: it's funny how you think you'll be the champion!

Anton: Idiots you w ont be champion if ou dont get there first *Runs*

Kayden: HAH, Arcanine will get me there first! *sends him out and runs past Anton*
Rip: *sends out Charizard and flies above them*
Kayla: *sends out Persian*

Anton: *hangs onto scythers leg and it flys

(XD)
*Kayden gets there first cuz of his amazing speed*

Anton: H m

Kayden: *gets past all the people and heads to Lorelei*

*Destroys them all

Kayden: *faces red*
Red: ...

*anton just goes through the elite four with ease cause of the type coverage his tema has

Kayden: *sees Anton behind him* so, you've also beaten the elite four!

Anton: y e s

Red: Wait, two on one? That's illegal!

Anton: Ill wait

Kayden: okay, Go, Pikachu!
*Kayla and Rip arrive and watch*

*They be watchinG*

Red: Go Rhydon!
Kayden: Iron Tail!

Anton: H m

Red: Bulldoze!
Kayden: Quick Attack out of it!

Anton: * w a t c h i n g*

Red: EARTHQUAKE!
Kayden: Get out of reach, then use Brick Break!
(i'm not sure how it can learn this, don't ask!)

(sameo
*W a t c h

Red: Horn Attack!
Kayden: Grass Knot!
(yet again, wtf)

*after the battle

(kayden or Red?)

(you choose

(well, the part of me that always wants me to win says Kayden, but the other part says Red)

(H M M M MM M)

(HM indeedie do!)

(idek0

Y same

(HMMMMM

(REEEEEEEE)

1 or 2? choose the number

1

Kayden wins

(K)
Kayden: HAH! I'M THE CHAMPION!!!
Rip: not for long!

*when its anton's turn

Kayden: Your turn Anton!

Anton: ight who am I fighting?

Kayden: *throws pokeball behind him and Gengar comes out*

Anton: You?

Kayden: hehe, try me!

Anto: ight, Go clefable

Kayden: Poison Jab!
*super effective*

Anton: Dig!

Kayden: Toxic!
*badly poisons clefable*

*it actually does nothing, partially cause it missed cause of the dig, and the ability

(Toxic hits even if the pokemon used dig, but yeah, forgot the ability)
Kayden:Venoshock!

*dig is super effective against gengar

Kayden: Infestation!

Anton: Thunder wave

Kayden: Sludge Bomb!

Anton: protect

Kayden: Poison Jab!

*Skip to last pokemon because yes*
Anton: *Poliwrath faints*

Kayden: *Machamp faints* go Arcanine!

Anton: go electabuzz

Kayden: Buldoze!

*it seems to tank the hit better then it shoudl*
Anton: thunderbolt *It also stronger then it shoudl be8

Kayden: Impossible, Bulldoze!

*It was also the same for scyther and magmar*
Anton: Quite possible, thunder wave *Arcanine is paralyzed

Kayden: *paralyze heal go brrrr*

Anton: Use this turn for a thunder punch

Kayden: dodge, the bulldoze again!

*its tanking the hits, normally electabuzz should be down*
Anton: Thunderbolt!

Kayden: Howl!
*attack go brrr*

Anton: Wild charge! *electabuzz chases after arcanine surrounded by electricty

Kayden: you can't hit me, Arcanine is too fast! Use Bulldoze!

Anton: YOur bulldozes are doing nothing, use electro web

Kayden: HOW?!

Anton: Its calle a eveolite, use thunder!

Kayden: Thief!
*steals the eveolite*

Anton: thief back

Kayden: thief again!

Anton: thief then thunder punch

Kayden: Thief!

Anton: thief thenquick attack away

Kayden: theif, then Bulldoze

Anton: Bruh Can you stop with the thief, protect so he cant steal

Kayden: lol, you should've used thief! Bulldoze!

(No he didnt steal it from protect)
Anton: no you should have, thunderbolt!

Kayden: Protect

*spams double team

Kayden: Flamethrower!

*it misses the real*
Anton: USe thunderbolt!

Kayden: odor sleuth!
*identifies the real one*

Anton: Agility so you can be faster then wild charge!

Kayden: Fire Fang!

Anton: finish this with thunder

Kayden: Trap Him in Fire Fang!

Anton: Wot? Ue rain dance

(i meant Fire Spin)
Kayden: naw, Sunny Day!

Anton: rain dance then thunder wave

Kayden: keep it a sunny day!

*arcanine is paralyzed it may be unable to move*
Anton: Electric terrain then use thunderbolt

Kayden: *paralyze heal go brrrr*

*During that electabuzz laned a boosted thunder

Kayden: oh no, Sunny day, then flamethrower!

Anton: rain dance before the flame thrower hits

Kayden:-_- Scorching Sands

Amton: thunderbolt

Kayden: Dig go brrrrrr

Anton: Block it with protect

Kayden: so we spamming protect now huh, Psychic Fangs!

Anton: thunder punch!

Kayden: Bulldoze

Anton: magnet rise

Kayden: GODDAMMIT!!! Fire Fang!

Anton: Thunderbolt

Kayden: Extreme Speed!

(has it been 5 turns, i lost count)
Kayden: grrr!

(yeh)
Anton: Magnet rise!

(DANG IT, I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT!!!!)
Kayden: Fire Blast!

(XDDD
Anton; electro ball!

Kayden: It's still sunny day! Morning Sun!
*helth go brrrr*

Anton: bruh Its electric terrain, thunderbolt!

Kayden: are you sure about that, Sunny day, then Fire Fang!

Anton: rain dance

Kayden: Sunny Day, Then Fire Blast!

Kayden: well, i'll be back to challenge you again!
(move to Hoenn?)

Anton: Alright, be ready to lose
(sure

*Hoenn go brrrr*
Kayden: *moving in*

Oreo: 8runs outside, is swablu following

Kayden: *sees him* Oh, hi there!

Oreo: *turns around* hi!

Kayden: what's your name?

Oreo: Oreo

Kayden: Hi Oreo, i'm Kayden *puts his hand out*

Oreo: *shakes hand

Kayden: say, are you a trainer?

Oreo: not yet.

Kayden: oh, i saw you had a Swablu following you so

Oreo: yeah, Milk isnt ready yet

Kayden: Milk?

Oreo: People call him that because milk goes with oreo's

Kayden: Ah, I see, Milk and Oreo! The perfect combination!

Oreo: yep! *Milk lands on his head

Kayden: Ha, well, i'm not a trainer yet, don't have a pokemon!

Oreo: o o f

Kayden: yeah, but I was about to get one now!

Anton: o, you mean from the professer?

Kayden: right, where is he anyways?

Anton: follow me, I saw him exit the lab

Kayden: okay!

*he leads him onto route one

*Prof. Birch is getting attacked*
Prof. Birch: AHH HELP!!

Oreo: Uhm, its a leel 2 poocheyena?

Kayden: uhh, *sees a bag with pokeballs in it* Hey, I know *gets Treecko out* Go Treecko!

Oreo: Use peck

Kayden: Pound!
*Poochyena uses tackle*

Oreo: disarming voice

Kayden: Pound!
*Poochyena uses Growl*

Oreo: finish it wiht peck

*Poochyena faints*
Kayden: you okay Professor?
Prof. Birch: yeah, i'm okay!

Oreo:god, but you could have just kicked the poocheyena

Prof. Birch: I would never do that!
Kayden: or grabbed one of those pokemon!

Oreo: yeh

Prof. Birch: thanks anyways, I'll let you have treecko as thanks!
Kayden: Thanks!

Oreo: N i c e

Birch: okay, come to my lab!
HK: okay!
(naming him HK for the sake of time

*they go to the lab

*they're both given a Pokedex*
Kayden: thanks!
Birch: say, have you met my daughter, May?

(I can do may)
Oreo: We have talked before

(K)
Kayden: no!
Birch: you should meet her, you'd like her!

Oreo: Ok, whee is she?

Birch: uh, she should be on the route after the first town!
(forgot the route-_-)
HK: okay, bye professor!

Oreo: Alright *Speed

HK: *next town*

Oroe: Hm

HK: *in the next route, looking for May*

*They find may

Kayden: hello, is your name May?

May: Oh hi! yes it is

HK: So, your father is the pokemon Professor, huh?
*Treecko is on HK's shoulder*

May: Yep, did he give you the treeko?

HK: yes, yes he did!
Treecko: *translated* Hi!

May: cool!

HK: say, don't you have a Pokemon?

May: Yep *Lets out torchic* (idk what she has canonically

(in the game, she has whatever pokemon is super effective against yours, idk about the show)
HK: ight, go Treecko!

May: Wait you want to battle?
Oreo: Ill watch

HK: sure!
Treecko: good luck, you might need it!

May: use ember
Oreo: *watching with swablu on his head

Kayden: Pound!

*spam ember

Kayden: dodge, then pound again!

May: Use scratch

HK: Pound!

May: dode and use ember

HK: Dodge, then Quick Attack!

Oreo: can yall hurry this up
May: ember again

HK: we will, *takes the hit on purpose* Endeavor!

May: he cc

HK: Quick Attack!

May: scratch

HK: Quick Attack!

*Torchic f a i n t

HK: come back! *Treecko runs back to him*

Oreo: *klap*
May: Welp I lost ;-;

HK: Thank you, thank you!

HK: Pursuit!

Oreo: Dual wngbeat *super effective

*Treecko is low*
Kayden: Endeavor!

Oreo: finish it with peck

HK: dodge, then Slam!

Oreo: Protect, use roost

Kayden: endeavor!

Oreo: -_- Dual wing beat *super effective

*just survives on 1hp*
HK: Endeavor

Oreo: Quick attack *treeko faints

HK: uhh, yeah, heh heh

Oreo: wot

HK: cheater!
*ego*

Oreo: certified bruh moment, how did I cheat?

HK: idk, you did though!

Oreo: *laughs

HK: well, you won't win next time we battle!
*walks away*

Oreo: sure whatever

HK: *train*

Oreo: *train 100

Kayden: *catches Swellow*

*He catches a ralts

HK: *train*

*t r a i n

*catches Bagon*

Oreo: *doing shit

(lol)
*Random bullshit, go!*

*he finds a shiny combee*
Oreo: O_O *catches

HK: noice

*he win cuz he grinded hard*

*gym battle go b rr

HK: BRING IT ON!!!

Oreo: wot

HK: im a bit pumped, sorry!
*Treecko evolved into Grovyle earlier*

Oreo: o k

HK: i can beat this gym, milk, i don't know, you're a flying type

Oreo: Its not my only one -_-

HK: true, but im saying
*roxanne looks irritated*

Oreo: I know its weak to rockk

HK: yeah, imma just-
Roxanne: SOMEBODY BATTLE ME ALREADY!!!

Oreo: im coming alright *walks into gym

*HK is already battling Roxanne*
HK: took you long enough!

Oreo: bruh

HK: *is destroying her team* well, you're next!

Oreo: a r e y o u s u r e a b o u t t h a t

HK:

Oreo: Let me do the gym alright

HK: bet

Oreo: Alright
*Shrommish just spams absorb to win

HK: O_O

oreo: *gets the badge*

HK: wow, you've heard of uber spammers, now it's absorb spammers!

Oreo: hey, its effective, thats all

HK: yeah, i can't talk, i did the same thing!

Oreo: XD

HK: aight, cmon bet i win this time!

Oreo; lets see

HK: go, Bagon!

Oreo: Go ralts!

HK: bet, CRUNCH!

Oreo: Draining kiss *super effectve and restres some of its helth, and s t a b*

HK: CRUNCH AGAIN *also super effective stab*

(stab is same type attack, it aint dark type)
Oreo: destiny bond

HK: switch time, *switches to Grovyle*

Oreo: Go milk!

HK: Rock Tomb!

Oreo: Gust

HK *dodge 100* spam rock tomb!

Oreo: double team *It start missing a lot due to the evasion and its accurcy*
Oreo: Wing attack

HK: Swagger! *gives milk cofusion, but with higher attack*

*it eats a berry and gets rid of the confusion*
Oreo: Wing attac

HK: detect

Oreo: keep using wing attack

HK: Rock Tomb spam

*Milk f a i n t

HK: we're too good!
*fist bump 100*

oreo: Go shroomish

HK: go Taillow!

Oreo: Use toxic

HK: Pluck!

Oreo: Venoshock *double power since it posioned

HK: *antidote go brrr* wing attack

Oreo: toxic again

HK: you'll die before me, Pluck!

Oero: protect

HK: BULLSHIT, FAINT! *pierces through protect*

*pulls off a venoshock and faints

(who?)

(shroomish -_-)

(oh ok, just making sure)
HK: who's next?

Oreo: Go ralts

HK: Grovyle again!

*double team spa,m

HK: CRUNCH HIM UP!

Oreo: Confusion!

HK: *switches back to Bagon*

Oreo: Draining kiss

HK: oh don't worry, he won't be here long!
*switches back to Grovyle who snapped out of confusion*

Oreo: Stuck switching? use icy wind

HK: nope, I'M ABOUT TO END THIS, SWORDS DANCE SPAM!!!

*icy wind spam, which is super effective

HK: well, attack is maxed, so, CRUNCH *boosted by all the swords dances*

*faint(
Oreo: Ralts!

HK: hmph, im too good for you, now leave me!

Oreo: Egotistical much?

(that was his big ego, i forgot to add that lol)
HK: no, but actually yes

Oreo; *leaves to heal his pokemon

HK: *happy 100, leaves to go save the god Peeko*

(ah yes, peeko)
Oreo: *gets them healed at le pokemon center

HK: *gets to cave*

Oreo: *gotta go fast

HK: I'M COMING PEEKO!!!

Oreo: *spede

HK: *to the grunt*

*milk flys in and starts pecking the grunt to death

(LMFAO)
Grunt: TAKE YOUR DAMN BIRD!!!
HK: ok thx

(XDDDD)
*milk flys ba2ck to oreo

HK:

Oreo: Why yes, thanks to me it was

HK: look who finally got an ego!

Oreo: Its f a c t s

HK: if you say so, c'mon Peeko
Peeko: *happy god noises*

Ore: *moving forward

HK: *takes Peeko to le old man*
Old man: oh, thank you!

Oreo: *bumps into someone selling a feebas, he buys it*

HK: *Wheeze* you bought that weak thing?

Oreo: -_-

HK: well, im off, Later loser! *walks away*

Oreo: *rolls his eyes and continues to the next town

HK: *somehow finds torchic*

oreo: *goes into the contest spectacular building

HK: *yeet pokeball and catches* O_O

Oreo: hmm

HK: *train 100*

Oreo: *enters one

HK: *still training so torchic and others can evolve*

*fter wards, he lost because he used feebas*
Oreo: .-. *walk*

HK: told you he was weak! *Torchic is battling a zigzagoon*

Oreo: Its not a battle, it cant be that weak

HK: seriously? MY TORCHIC- *Torchic evolves* I mean COMBUSKEN CAN BEAT THAT THING!

Oreo: ...

HK: ah well, better luck next time!

Oreo: *realizes he has to cross the water to get to brawlys

HK: hey, Mr Briney could take us there!

Oroe: o ok

*soon they reach mr. Briney's cottage, with Peeko chasing him for some reason*

oreo: Bruh

Mr Briney: hey there kiddos!
HK: boomer 100