Savage Doge is not messing around today

Hello? You need something? Umm who you calling ugly? Cause I don't see a mirror around here; I don't really care if you are having a bad day. I just want to take my order; Ma'ma who you calling a brat? I'm not the one wearing 90 pounds of make-up, a shirt that doesn't fit, a skirt that is 20 times to small and has a gucci bag thats probably not even real. Sorry but you are irrelavent