When you sign the yearbook use this one

No I got the joke but it’s not letting me look and replyyyyy

Huh.

So the officer came in and looked over a SEA of drunk kids yelling “F**k da police” IN HIS FACE! he was almost impressed. He said “Wow.”

Then he leaned into his walkie-talkie, and called out "Get the paddy wagon"

And my friend John, this guy is 42, this man has a kid now. He grabbed a bottle, smashed it, and yelled “SCATTER!”

And everyone ran in different directions. Everyone ran in different directions.

It was like that scene in ratatouille where the humans came into the kitchen, everyone ran into different directions.

I ran into the laundry room, and I jumped up on the washing machine, and I crawled out the window into the backyard and now i'm running through the backyard and there was this big chain link fence and I said "I never climbed a fence that high before" and then I woke up at home.

The next day, I went back to school cuz that’s what you did back then. And who do i see, but Jake macnimara. And he says “Hey, were you at my party last night?” And I said “No.” You know, like a liar.

He said "Things really got out of hand. Someone broke the pool table. Someone took a shit on my dad's computer."

“But the worst part, the worst part is that someone took some really old antique photos of my grandma. My parents are really worried.” And then I had the thought. A thought that only black out drunks, and Steve Urkel could have. Did. Did I do that?

I figured no, I wouldn't've done that. But I was never sure. Until, 2 years later- relax.

I was at my friend, Alex’s house. He was another person I went to school with. And he said “Hey. There’s something I want to show you.” And he takes me to his room. And then he takes me to a side room off of his room. NEVER A GOOD THING TO HAVE.

And he shows me, a tiny room, that is covered wall to wall in stolen antique photos from different people's parties over the years.

And I asked “Why? Why did you do this?”

And Alex said "Because it's the one thing you can't replace"

XD

Damm that was smooth lmao

Lol true