I am very pleased by your reaction. This mini-essay took me 3000 milliseconds to think of. Then i used 1500 milliseconds to type it. I have become very proud of myself. I only type mini-essays on special occasions.
RED; THE RED AMONG US CHARACTER IS ACTING IN THE MOST HIGHLY HIGH, SUSPICIOUSLY SUS MANNER. THE REASON FOR HIS UN-SUS-LY UN-SUSPICIOUS REASONING IS THAT HE CLIMBED OUTSIDE AND JUMPED BACK INTO THE METAL AIR WAY BOXES IN WHICH THE O² IS MADE TO COME OUT OF FOR ALL THE CREWMATES OR UN-IMPOSTER COSTUMED SPACE LEARNING PEOPLE ASTRONAUT THINGYS TO INHALE. THEREFORE, THE CREWMATES OR UN-IMPOSTER COSTUMED SPACE LEARNING PEOPLE ASTRONAUT THINGYS KILLING, NON-PERSON, ASTRONAUT, MONSTER, THINGY, IS RED.