Making the trend more SFW

put a shirt on you

Can't, I'm exercising

then put a tank top on you

I'm in motion, you can't put a shirt/tank top on someone in motion

*ties you up*
modern problems require modern solutions

Can't pin me down

i didnt

You have to pin me down to tie me up

*takes switch blade out and stabs you*
oh do i?

*stops your hand just before you hit me* yes

*stabs you with another switch blade*

*blocks that one too* *kicks your left arm away while I twist my left arm around your right, pinning it down* *pulls right arm around and snatches the knife out of your hand*

*kick your groin*
you mutt, you fell for my trap

*rams you into nearest wall, forcing you to let me go* *retrieves sword, going into the ox guard so you can't kick it*

*scatters sand* *leaps back, drawing my sword just in case*

*kicks the sword out of you hand and lock you in an arm bar*

*blocks your knee with my leg* *pushes back, leaving you open* *rams knee into your nuts as I press the stolen knife to your throat* You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!

you haven't realized it yet?

*realizes your left arm is still open* *pins you to the ground, making sure my leg is on your left forearm*

you clearly are an imbecile
*turns to sand*

walk away and say i dont wanna know

Naruto run away

I’m just gonna admire this template you took from the bible rq

Here is the generator, if you so desire: imgflip.com/memegenerator/262803409/Do-you-think-maybe-hes-compensating-for-something

Mk lol

BOW CHICA WOW WOW

Nononono
That’s not how you say it

IDC- XD

Bow Chicka Bow Wow*

WHY

look enstrangened and walcc away

What is your meaning in, "enstrangened"?

weirded out

I dont say it a lot cuz I cant speel my own word

Looked it up, no results. I'll check the dictionary in a minute, but this is the closest result I got:
es·tranged
/iˈstrānjd/
adjective
(of a person) no longer close or affectionate to someone; alienated.
"Harriet felt more estranged from her daughter than ever"

EL O EL GUYS STOP TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT MY WORDS MEAN BECAUSE THEY ARE WAY DIFFERENT THAN WHAT IM SAYING AND I CHANGE THE SPEELING TOO SO XDDDDDDD I LEGIT CANT

THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH GORLS IS THAT THEY NEVER SAY WHAT THEY MEAN AND NEVER MEAN WHAT THEY SAY

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

LOLOOLOOL

It is objectively better

nah

Better

nu

nu

You're so goshdarn FRUSTRATING to talcc to

LOLOL

What makes you think Lol isn't better than XDDDDDD?

yes

Mon Dieu...

wot