A FULL GUIDE ON HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE TILL THEY ARE NOT OK ANYMORE. WARNING! THIS BOOK MAY NOT WORK IF YOU ARE A PERFECTLY FINE DECENT HUMAN BEING. RESALE AND RETURNS ARE NOT AVAILABLE. STEP ONE: EXIST; STEP THREE: KEEP EXISTING UNTIL THE PERSON STARTS CONSTANTLY SLAPPING THEM SELVES AND BEGGING TO WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. STEP TWO: KEEP EXISTING
