CROESUS “PARDON THE LYDIANS, AND GIVE THEM THIS COMMAND SO THAT THEY NOT REVOLT OR POSE A DANGER TO YOU: SEND AND FORBID THEM TO POSSESS WEAPONS OF WAR, AND ORDER THEM TO WEAR TUNICS UNDER THEIR CLOAKS AND KNEE-BOOTS ON THEIR FEET, AND TO TEACH THEIR SONS LYRE-PLAYING AND SONG AND DANCE AND SHOP-KEEPING. AND QUICKLY, O KING, YOU SHALL SEE THEM BECOME WOMEN INSTEAD OF MEN, SO THAT YOU NEED NOT FEAR THEM, THAT THEY MIGHT REVOLT.”; 2020 BE LIKE HOLD MY SOY MILK
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