“it wasn’t me”-ivor

Void: Fakie is sus

Fakie: BITCH THIS AINT AMONG US

ivor:Same situation sister, but it’s more of the town being burned than there being a killer.

Fakie: are you related to akira-

Void: bruh

ivor:But i’m watching you fakie, i know what you’ve done, sissy.

Fakie: lemme go do that to Novalis

Void: no

ivor:You won’t
*Clones himself and forms a ring around fakie*

Fakie: c

Ivor:as for you void, you seem safe to me.

Void: well I am Melonren’s embodiment of order

Ivor:Like i said, you’re safe for now.l.

Void: I could help find the culprit

ivor:you check the area, i’ll search for clues in the rubble.

Void: in what radius of area though?

Glint: hey gu- oh-

Ivor:Just look around

*void just spins in a circle*

Ivor:Hang on, i just noticed..the basement of that house over there wasn’t destroyed! we could find clues there..

*void teleports over there*

ivor:A blueprint of some sorts....This is actually huge!

Void: anyway what happened to- forget it, also why did someone leave blueprints behind

Mixmellow:Eep!

Ivor:You’re too small to cause this chaos but i know who your “friend” is, nothing but a villian.

Mixmellow:Cream? No no no, she’s too innocent..

Fireball:I-

Bloo: or Shadowsmellow.

Fireball:yeah! He always liked Chaos.

Shadowsmellow:oh come on! I was looking at a furry strip- I mean!

Fireball:wait wha-

Sparky: *flashing eyes intensifies with siren noises* SIMP ALERT! SIMP-

Lux: calm down.

Shadowsmellow:T-T

Sparky: *breathing* I can’t believe someone who looks kinda menacing would watch furry p**n.

Shadowsmellow:it was only ONCE! ONCE! and it was from a window! >:|

Sparky: did you fap to em?

Shadowsmellow:no.

Sparky: that’s impossible.

Shadowsmellow:I don’t have a dick! I’m serious. T-T

Sparky: then what way do you get an erection.

Shadowsmellow:*facepalms*

Mr Cheese:my name's mr cheese

Hex: *drooling some pink substance*

Ivor:I know what that cat does, your friend is super sus.

Mixmellow:but- it, it can’t be! *wimpers*

ivor:Sorry fella but cream is evil.

Mixmellow:NO NO NO! *runs to investigate*

Ivor clone:hey mixi, we found this *shows the blueprint*

Mixmellow:blueprint? *looks at it*

Lux: dad- what’s wrong?

Ivor:Someone broke everything down, all around the entire town.

Lux: dear god.

Alphamon: who would do this.

Ivor:How would we know the culprit?

Alphamon: they’re either a god or they are extremely large, it’s definitely not you since you’re pretty small.. in my point of view at least.

ivor:I found it so it can’t be me, so who else could it be?

Sparky: well...

Reddy: *cough* Mr. Ivor, I think your daughter is sus.

Turk: no Red-

Lux: at least Reddy didn’t put the blame on me, I literally asked what the hell happened.

ivor:3, 2, 1.

Luno:WHERE THE F U C K IS MY HOUSE

Reddy: ah, never mind.

Sparky: Hex was going to put his dick in your house but I restrained him.

Lux: besides, the flames aren’t green so it isn’t even me-

Turk: we get it “Mr. Fancy Dorito who swears more than Gordon Ramsey”.

Ivor:All we know is these buildings were terminated by something.

Lix: *slurp noises*

Turk: *pointing to Lix* maybe him! He might be the cause! He’s orange, just like the flames!

Sparky: he’s too dumb to do anything..

Cobalt: he literally dragged me off a cliff.

ivor:A robot would make sense!

Lux: yeah!

Sparky: is Godzilla a joke to you?

Ivor:I’m watching you, lix.

Lix:*slurp*

Lux: or maybe it’s a giant robot.

Pitch: I killed myself.

Sparky: you’re alive though.

Pitch: in the canon series I was permanently dead.

Sparky: *he starts cracking* you’re literally breaking my face.

Reddy: Sparky is the 4th wall??

Ivor:There’s no way a creature of that size could have done this.

Sparky: I guess...

Alphamon: does Machinedramon count?

OmniQuibbleMon: *piano panic intensifies*

Gallantmon: ALPHA NO YOU’RE GIVING THE POOR BIRD BOY VIETNAM FLASHBACKS-

Ivor:guess we gotta, gotta do a triple check.

Lux: ok then.

Reddy: is there at least ANYTHING that wasn’t destroyed or c***ed on?

Sparky: I’m sorry- what?

Hex: ..,

(there are multiple ivor clones)
Ivor:I just found something in that basement!
Ivor clone:What is it?
ivor:It looks like a charred blueprint to something..

Mucky: a blueprint?

Lux: we should take a look!

Ivor:Whoever made this must be the culprit!

Sparky: eeyup.