paradoxes are fascinating

the text below me is false

the text above me is true

That is false.

If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he will not give it to you because he is Never Gonna Give You Up. However by not giving you Up, even though you asked for it, he is letting you down.

Lmao I love this so much

well he's not exactly letting you down, because you can not give someone something and not let them down, but I see what you mean

oh

but what if I really want that damn movie

let down
phrasal verb of let

fail to support or help someone as they had hoped or expected.

If he vowed to give you whatever you want, but you asked up, then he would let you down but not if you just really want it from him

What I'm saying is a lie
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It's not opposite day
(not really a paradox but it's confusing)

*confused spoopy waffle cat noises*

lol

3 dimensional time. I will leave this up for interpretation.

If u go back in time and make it so your grandparents don't meet, that means ur parents will never meet, which means u won't be born. But then who would go back in time and stop ur grandparents from meeting?

Relativity -M.C. Escher

There are 2 buttons.

The red button says the blue button is lying
The blue button says the red button is telling the truth

why does it ask what your opinions are about them? is there a hate group on twitter that is against optical illusions? *confused spoopy waffle cat noises*

idk