THE TRUMP DICIPLES COMMANDMENTS. 1. THOU SHALT HAVE NO LEADER OTHER THAN ME. 2. THOU SHALT MAKE UNTO ME FINACIAL DONATIONS. 3. THOU SHALT NOT SHOUT MY NAME IN VAIN. 7. THOU SHALT COMMIT ADULTERY, ONLY IF YOU CAN PAY THE OFF FOR SILENCE. 8. THOU SHALT CHEAT AND STEAL ELECTIONS, AND BLAME THE OTHER GUY. 4. REMEMBER ELECTION DAY TO KEEP IT FRAUDULENT. 5. HONOR ME AND ONLY ME. 9. THOU SHALT BEAR FALSE WITNESS ON TWITTER. 6. THOU SHALT KILL ANYONE'S CHARACTER WHO OPPOSES ME. 10. THOU SHALT COVET THE TRUE ELECTION WINNER.