It starts with my parents (sheep) being killed and their fat pit through a factory to make soap (me) but something went wrong and blueberries got mixed in enough so that I was half blueberry half soap. I was shipped out to a Walmart but I escaped from the bus and came across the blueberry citadel I lived there for years and became one of the highest ranked blueberries there, but that didnt last forever for soon the fruit wars began and the bananas came and burned the city down and killed half of the council of blue, we built up our defenses for years, until we brought the fight to them equipped with meme armor and meme guns we eviscerated the bananas and wiped them out and then I left to wander the land alone