THE DEMON I JUST SUMMONED; THE STARBUCKS EMPLOYEE WHO LITERALLY JUST ASKED WHAT I WANTED TO DRINK; MY PARENTS; ME EXPLAINING THE ENTIRE CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS LORE AND WHY CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS X MOXIE SWAGGERMAN SHOULD BE A THING WHILE AT THE SAME TIME EXPLAINING WHY EGG CASSEROLE IS THE GREATEST SHIP IN EXISTENCE