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Tsuki: Hey there.

Tobio: Hai

Tsuki: How are ya.

Tobio: fine, hbu?

Tsuki: Great as I can be when I'm in debt and on a fellow's blacklist.

Tobio: o lord

Tsuki: *lights up a cig and starts smoking* So anyways, what do ya do for a livin?

Tobio: volleyball, gaming, and drawing

Tsuki: Must be nice to sit back and not have a care in the world. Where ya from.

Tobio: Japan

Tsuki: I'm from Norway. Have a buddy up there, hell-bent.

Tobio: oh...

*calls Edd*
Tsuki: Hey Edd! I have someone I want you to talk to.

Tobio: ...

*puts him on speaker*
Tsuki: Say hi.
Edd: Hey there! I'm Edd. What's your name?

Tobio: I'm Tobio

Edd: Pretty name Tobio!
Edd: *yells two names* Tom! Matt! C'mere

Tobio: thanks

*tom and Matt come downstairs*
Tom: What now Edd.
Matt: Are you on the phone with Tsuki?

Tobio: ...

Tsuki: Yes Matt. But, I have a friend you should talk to.
Tom: Oh great, we're gonna be here forever
Tsuki: Shut up Jehovah's Witness

Tobio: XD

Tom: *grumbles*
Edd: Girls, girls, your both pretty.

Tobio: *giggles*

Tsuki: Anyways, Tobio, this Tom and Matt. Tom is the one who always has a stick up his ass and Matt is just...Mattm

*.

Tobio: hai

Tsuki: Y'all are so stupid *joking*
Edd: *laughs*
Tom: You are but what am I

Tobio: XD

Tsuki: So you're resorting to school-yard taunts? Good to know
Edd: *WHEEZE*

Tobio: XDD

Matt: *crying from laughing*
Tom: I-
Tsuki: At least I know who I'm friends with.

Tobio: *giggles*

Tom: *gives in and laughs*
Edd: Well, we should go. See ya Tsuki.
Tsuki: *wipes some tears* Okay. See y'all. *hangs up*
Tsuki: They are quite the trip.

Tobio: yea XD

Tsuki: *glances down*
Tsuki: I should get going. See ya again sometime Tobio

Tobio: bye

Edd: Tsuki, Tom, shut up. You're both donkeys. Anyways.
Matt: That's good!

Tobio: I guess

Matt: How'd you meet the stickler? Tsuki..that is

Tobio: majik XD

Tsuki: *glaring at the phone but silent*
Matt: SEE! I TOLD YOU EDD! MAJIK EXISTS

Tobio: *wheeze*

Edd: I-
Tsuki: *WHEEZE*

Tobio: XD

Tsuki: Oh shut up. Imma put you on speaker. Tobio, this is Tord.
(Tsuki is a Eddsworld OC BTW)

(ok)
Tobio: hi...

Tord: God. Hei.
Tsuki: Don't mind him Tobio, he's never this much of a pain in the ass.

Tobio: ok

Tord: Who's this Hoshino?
Tsuki: Tobio. Loosen up a little Tord.

Tobio: ...

Tsuki: *sighs and hangs up*
Tsuki: I'll call Edd. He's nicer and less awkward to talk to.

Tobio: oki

Tsuki: He got two buddies, Paul and some other guy, Patrick I think. Both are doofuses *mumbles some curse words*

Tobio: XD

Matt: Hi there! Before Edd called us I was looking at how handsome I am
Tom: *mumbles* I'm Tom. Now can I leave?
Tsuki: No, you're staying here Jehovah's Witness

Tobio: *giggles*

(If you can not tell, Tom and Tsuki really like to butt heads and tease)
Tom: Well not everyone is brain dead like you, mini commie.
Tsuki: If I shove my fist in your mouth, will you shut up or bite me?
Edd: *sighs*

(lol)
Tobio: ...

Matt: ANYWAYS! How are you Tobio?
Tom: *curses Tsuki under his breath*
Tsuki: What was that Jehovah? You play with dolls? We know

Tobio: fine...

Tsuki: He had some old friends up in England I think. Then he blew up the house, etc.

Tobio: damn

Tsuki: *chuckles* I could call him up. He might be busy with his cult or sumthin right now though.

Tobio: lol

*pulls out her phone and dials some number*
Tsuki: Hey shitass, what ya doin?

Tobio: ...