AUNT JEMIMA GOT TAKEN OFF OF PANCAKES, AND UNCLE BEN GOT TAKEN OFF OF RICE, BECAUSE THE LEFT LABELED THEM AS OPPRESSED BLACK PEOPLE. AND YET, THE LEFT IS EATING UP BEN & JERRY’S COLIN KAEPERNICK “CHANGE THE WHIRLED” ICE CREAM, EVEN THOUGH THE LEFT CLAIMS THAT THE MARXIST HALF-BLACK NIKE SPOKESPERSON IS OPPRESSED. BY THE WAY, THAT ICE CREAM LOOKS WHITE.