I remember what I used this for *sigh* good memories

random af but

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Men play the game; women know the score.

YESSSS

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

Wth

Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo

G

Experience: a name everyone gives to their mistakes.

I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.

I

If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

Gsuz by sdvssjzlbsismxjzks
Whta

I show a clear pattern of unpredictability.

We know

The more you say, the less people remember.

No job is too small to screw up.

What

Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely.

I

All recipes require at least one extra trip to the store.

Hospitality: Making your guests feel at home, even though you wish they were.

Men play the game; women know the score.

Sacred cows make good hamburgers.

All's well that ends with a good meal.

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

Thats a shower thought