YO MOM SO FAT THAT I TOOK A PHOTO OF HER 5 YEARS AGO, AND ITS STILL PRINTING; YO MOM SO FAT THAT IF SHE WAS A STARWARS CHARACTER SHE WOULD BE ADMIRAL SNACKBAR; YO MOM SO FAT THAT EVEN 0 GRAVITY CANT MAKE HER FLOAT; YO MOM SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WERES HIGH HEELS SHE STRICKS OIL.