How Dan 2.0 met Artemis, credit goes to cannogabang for dan 2.0

I c a n t r e a d

Artemis: what’s wrong?

Sorry, Here is script

(D = dan 2.0, and A = Artemis)

D: welp I cant find ghost dan now I’m lonely

Artemis: *peeks in* helo! I is Artemis!

D: hello Artemis, I’m dan 2.0

Artemis: wait if you’re dan 2.0 where is the original dan?

D: I’d rather not talk about that

Artemis: oh oki, can I has hug?

D:ok I guess

Artemis: yay! *disapears and goes behind dan* *hugs him* sneaky hug!

D: *visible happiness*

:)

Heh~ u ship it?

Maybe I do...

Maybe I don’t...

Hehe, some stuff that happened:

Huh

XD I know! Ghost dan be spying on Artemis and Dan 2.0

He sees you when your sleeping

He knows when your awake

Artemis: and he be a cute little ghost who smushes my face

Artemis: UuU and he kiss my cheek

Artemis: helo!

Shiro: hi

Artemis: hru?

Shiro: I don’t know

Artemis: *pats Shiro’s head*

Shiro: *sweats nervously*

Artemis: oh oki! Sorry

Blue: it’s fine

Artemis: *stops* what wrong?

Shiro: n-nothing

Blue: he just gets nervous

Hey what does Artemis identify as?

Artemis: I is a bisexual boi

Mkay I just wanted to check his identity so I don't make an idiot of Sunny. and I was sure to respect his gender.

Oh oki

Allie: *Reads the comments* *Sad noises*

Artemis: ummmmm *kisses her* O///~///O

Allie: *She kisses him back*

Artemis: *very happy*

Artemis: oh no, I’m so sorry, I already broke up with him *cries*

Allie: Oh no no no don't cryyyyyyyyy *Panics in bisexual* *Hugs him* It's okay!

Artemis: *stops crying* *sniffes* r-really?

Allie: Absolutely!

Artemis: y-yay!

Allie: :3

Artemis: *hugs* :p

Allie: I'm glad I'm not single anymore. SOMEONE, *Hatefully glares at Rey* got rid of my boyfriend and i've been really lonely...

Artemis: well, I’m glad to make you happy!

Allie: I am too

Artemis: I’m so sorry

Allie: Bah, don't be.

Artemis: ô-oh ok

Allie: *she smiles* You're really sweet.

Artemis: I-I guess I-I am

Allie: *snuggles up to Artemis* And a good hugger.

Artemis: *blushes* y-yeah

Lilly: *falls out of a tree* Ouch
Allie: *Yelps* Why are you here!?
Lilly: I'm Lonely because I can't find Shabetto...

Artemis: *confused confusing confusion* w-whaaaaa.....?!

Lilly: Nevermind me, I'm just gonna... *hauls ass away*

Artemis: the f just happened?

Allie: My nosey housemate being just that.

Artemis: oh ok

Allie: I swear if Sunny's here too...

Artemis: now that would be funny

Sunny: *jumps out of a bush* PURE COMEDIC GENIUS!
Allie: Not you too!
Sunny: *cackles and runs away*

Artemis: holy crap holy crap I’m gonna have a panic attack

(distant)
Sunny: COMEDIC GENIUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS

Artemis: *falls over and starts gasping for breath*