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I live by this quote | "YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I'VE SURVIVED AS LONG AS I HAVE? I TRUST NO ONE. ASSUME EVERYONE WILL BETRAY YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER BE DISAPPOINTED."~ TOBIAS BECKETT | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 5y,
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I live by the quote; "Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black part."
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1 up, 5y,
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Oh god-
1 up, 5y,
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It shows that some things in life can't be un-done (or whatever you call it)
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1 up, 5y,
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oh wow-
1 up, 5y,
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Yeah. It has a very deep meaning.
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1 up, 5y,
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D e e p

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW
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.........
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1 up, 5y,
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XD
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I will throw a cactus at your testicles. (well not really but still)
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1 up, 5y,
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1 up, 5y
dude
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1 up, 5y,
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Biden wants to end fracking, because drilling into the earth is bad.

He wants to make everything electronic-based.

Lithium is in the ground.

You have to drill into the earth to extract lithium.

So that defeats the purpose of not liking drilling into the earth.
1 up, 5y
idk anything about politics. Just anything that has to do with america reminds me of oil. (I've seen too many america and oil memes.)
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1 up, 5y
biden reminds me of oil.

oil reminds me of the fact that a lot penguins die from oil spills.

and that makes me mad and sad at the same time. I'm smad.
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1 up, 5y,
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Yes, make a post so I can teach you the ways

Preferably male.
1 up, 5y
actually, on the second thought....nah.
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1 up, 5y,
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1 up, 5y
uhm........

should we get a volunteer?
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1 up, 5y,
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MmMM-

Violence :)
1 up, 5y
not sure how to invert a rib cage though
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1 up, 5y,
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1 up, 5y
yeah you shouldn't
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1 up, 5y,
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My testicles will go some somewhere else if you know what I mean
1 up, 5y
on second thought, I'll just invert your rib cage.
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1 up, 5y,
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AND IF THERES A REASON IM STILL ALIVE WHEN EVERYONE WHO'S LOVED ME HAS DIED IM WILLING TO WAIT FOR IT
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1 up, 5y
o o k
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I live by
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!

— Billy Connolly
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1 up, 5y
LOL
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"YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I'VE SURVIVED AS LONG AS I HAVE? I TRUST NO ONE. ASSUME EVERYONE WILL BETRAY YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER BE DISAPPOINTED."~ TOBIAS BECKETT