Bad Pun Dog

I GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A CAN OF SODA YESTERDAY. LUCKILY FOR ME, IT WAS A SOFT DRINK. I HAVE MANY JOKES ABOUT UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE, SADLY NONE OF THEM WORK. I WENT FOR A JOB INTERVIEW TODAY AND THE MANAGER SAID, “WE’RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS RESPONSIBLE.” “WELL, I’M YOUR MAN.” I REPLIED, “IN MY LAST JOB, WHENEVER ANYTHING WENT WRONG, THEY SAID I WAS RESPONSIBLE.”