DaNkStRoOdLe69

The blueberries will find you

What

You bananas cannot be allowed to live after what you did to us blueberries

But ima banana

Your kind burned our city

The council has decided on the death penalty

What are we doing

I dont know anymore

It started as a joke but then just yeah

I just decide to do that when someone says something about being a banana for shits and giggles

lol

But ima just a innocent banana I haven’t done anything

Then what is this *slams pieces of paper on the table* these are clear records of your participation in the fruit wars, in which the bananas burned our city and killed our people

Well um *coughs* I *burns down building and runs*

Well um

In fact these documents also show that you were the general who led the charge against our city, and the one that killed half of the council

SIEZE HIM

Fuuuuuuuuu-

SEND THE ELITE GUARDS

Banana republic help

It's to late we took you bananas republic down years ago all that's left of your kind are a few stragglers, and now you die

*pulls of semi nuclear bomb deneator* no u

Ah ha ha HAHAHAHA YOU FOOL YOU THINK NUKES CAN TAKE OUT BLUEBERRIES? WE DONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES TWICE EVERYTHING HERE IS COATED WITH MEMETAMIUM THE STRONGEST MATERIAL IN EXISTENCE AND every single person here has MEME ARMOR

Fck it *still deenates anyways*

All you did was kill yourself *walks away from explosion in an incredibly badass way*