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Gold: *blep*

Hewwo floofy

Gold: please don’t speak that way, it’s kinda mocking me

Oh sorry I didn’t think you could talk. I’m ashamed

Gold: it’s ok, I like everything here in Melonren compared to my old home (she comes from somewhere else in the omniverse)

OK

Ezlo: WALL SOCKET

Gold: what is up with the purple eyed guy?

He has a terrible life and wants to end his suffering

Sunstorm: I don’t know, Blaze did it anyway, AND GOLD BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR CLAWS

Ezlo: GET HER OFF OF ME

*pulls gold away*
He’s not one for hugs or physical contact

Gold: why ;-;

Sunstorm: oh boy

Ezlo: explain it to her in full detail

...

Ezlo: HELP ME

Gold: I’m sorry for what happened to you

Sunstorm: and they “age-locked” him so he has been stuck at 16 for over 6000 years

How does that even happen

*she just flies over to ezlo and hugs him*

Ezlo: HELP IM GONNA GET INTERDIMENTIONAL CORONA

Yeah.... he’s had a tough life...

Gold: PLEASE JUST TELL ME

Sunstorm: you might as well

Fine. He lives with two beings that constantly abuse, torture, kill, and devour other beings for fun. They slaughter all of his friends and whenever He tries to end it all, they rage and destroy everything

Gold: TELL MEEEEEEEEE

...

Gold: please tell me

People*

It involves some really awful peopep

Gold: why?

Sunstorm: DO NOT SCAR THE CHILD

I am not legally allowed to inform you of the details

Ezlo: do it

I honestly don’t know myself why you don’t like hugs though

Ezlo: I’m not having someone accidentally hurt me and I avoid relationships because you know why, I have to f**king hide Nya

Yeah...

Gold: ;-;

Ezlo: .....

Yeah so gold, just leave him alone for the most part as his “parents” will kill you otherwise...

Gold: but why?

Because they’re awful people

Gold: why?

Who knows?

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