after wedding party!

haha, first 'gain! Imma b y'all bartender.

yeet! gimme all ur drinks!

*drinking a bottle of whiskey* *hands you vodka* lets get lit afterwards!

Yassss!!!!!!! *drinks the vodka*

*passes out because of all the beer*

*puts u on a chair while getting drunk*

This is why i drink! Unlimited confidence!

Ikr?!!!!!????

*finishes the whiskey and shatters the bottle on the floor*
Yeeeahhhh! if this was real life thoo i wouldn't even be here cause of more than one people were there.

Oh gosh
But its a party so lets dance!!!!!!!

*drunk dancing*

*tries dancing*

*tells you to stop and hands you a bottle of water*

I can't dance either mate. XD

Lol i suck!

i dance like cameron boyce

Same!
*runs over to an open window and pukes*

ill just take a root beer

*Pats ur back*
There there

*drunk sobbing*
I'm sorry auntiieeee

*hugs* for wat?

*pukes out the window more*
For pucking! *hugs back*

eh, its the grass's problem , not mine *hugs u again*

Yay! *hugs back* Can I hv some water?

AYY WUSSUP

AYYYYYYY LETS PARTYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ooh thancc *drinks le water*

*sits you down and tells you to chill for a while*

*sits with you and chills*

*lets you play angry birds on my phone*

*keeps destroying the pigs* Hahaha yes! i am winning

*changes it to candy crush*

Yay!!!

*asks, are you having fun*

Yass i am!!!

says *calm down, you hyped up*

*gets up and starts dancing*

Says *take it slow for a while*

*gets more hyper*

*gets hyper w/ u*

Ha! i dance like an alien!

things are startin to get weird....

Lmaooo!!!! its a drunk party after all!!!

ive got a feeling some crazy stuff is going to happen today

oooh like what? *squints at you*

squiNts

oh thank god

curse my dirty mind

You wrong

Nuu!!!! s q u i n t s
*gives u a beer again* drink this

no thanks. ill stick to the root beer

awww *drinks ur beer* more for me then!

no no no.....*takes ur beer* ill hold on to this. u know what? *drinks it*

Things will get so much weirder.

*hugs everybody*

social distanc my friend

YES SIR

*hugs back*
Like this! This ain't weird at all.

le best way to spread christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

Feliz navidad, Feliz navidad,