Should I be regretting my ballsy action and saying "Bloody hell" about 8 million times now?

Hello there

...?

*stares at you, looking either confused or dumbfounded*

*im actually new to this so is it just like a normal pet, or something?*

(I'm just a small, harmless fox pup, you got this.)

(ok then) So.. Do you want some food?

*squeaks in excitement*

*Gives food* Ok, so what do you want to do today? A walk maybe?

*tilts head and ear and looks at you quite puzzled*

Is it ok for me to give you head pat?

*closes eyes and waits to be pet*

*proceeds to head pat softly*

*Wags tail slowly*

*continues smiling and pattiing head*

*two tails proceed to wag, But more appear as an illusion, You barely know, but you're caring for a kitsune*

Ok, so do you want to watch some tv?

*Tilts ear in interest*

*puts on tv to nature channel*

*pauses to look for a second, then stares only focused toward the television*

Do you want some popcorn? *I would hand some popcorn over to you*

*happily digs his snout into the container of popcorn*

*I would begin to go to sleep, since I am tired*

*waits for you to wake up, but eventually falls asleep*

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