HE'S AN ITALIAN PLUMBER,
HE LOVES PASTA,
HE LIKES MUSHROOMS,
HE LIKES TO STOMP ON LITTLE D*** SHAPED THINGS CALLED GOOMBAS,
HE LIKES TO MURDER TURTLES IN HIS FREE TIME,
HE'S A MEGA SIMP FOR PRINCESS PEACH,
HE HAS A BROTHER NAMED LUIGI,
HIS SO CALLED "ENEMY" IS BOWSER BUT FOR SOME REASON HE SOMETIMES TEAMS UP WITH HIM,
HE CAN LITERALLY JUMP 10X HIS HEIGHT,
HE'S BURNED DOWN MULTIPLE CASTLES,
HE PROBABLY SECRETLY HATES TOAD,
OTHER THAN THAT HE'S JUST A PLUMBER... WHICH DESCRIPTION OF MARIO WOULD WIN
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