a trillion dollar offer ruined by tik tok

I'd take the money and use it to buy tiktok, end tiktok, and boom

I would do that to

you can join for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds and leave with the money.

*me who presses it to get the money, buy tiktok, change it to img.flip 2.0, and bans all existing tiktok accounts:

Join then leave

you could just quit the army