“Taking care” of chickens can be very fun, especially when you have grown in bitter hatred for them for several years. First, you must catch the chicken; this can be done by herding them into a corner, then grabbing it by the feet and holding it upside down. Second, take it to a killing cone and place it inside. Make sure that its back is facing you. Then, grab it by the head with your non-dominant hand, and with your dominant hand hold a knife to its throat on your non-dominant side. Then pull downwards on the knife, making sure that there is steady pressure on the chicken’s throat. After you have gone down about three-fourths of the blade, roll the knife across the chicken’s throat to the other side of the neck, and pull up past the knife’s tip. After all the blood has drained form the chicken, make sure to dispose of it properly. JUST REMEMBERED AN ESSAY I WROTE IN LIKE 6TH GRADE.
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